To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
The ability to control mass party opinion this directly is unlike anything I’ve really seen in my time covering politics.
wow. they're like actually braindead
Here are some nice mushrooms
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In today's episode, we check in on the Stand Up for Science rallies that spread to 32 cities. Listen here 🎧: buff.ly/YgplAQ4
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Ivar on Traitors: “good triumphs over evil every time” My wife and I in unison: “no it doesn’t”
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All voters look for showmanship, guts, and a sense that this candidate is fighting for YOU. I’m not sure why some Dem politicians think “we find acceptable middle ground with feudalists” is a better pitch
does anyone else think of wayne’s world when they do this?
Monday - Roll back tariffs Tuesday - Reinstate tariffs Wednesday - Roll back tariffs Thursday - Reinstate tariffs Friday - Roll back tariffs Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf
Heading back to the real world, which, booooo. But it will take another two days to get there, so yaaaaay. (Reminder: I'm not following news while out here, so don't post any in my comments. I'll catch up on everything on Sunday, alas)
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They say you should nurture your child’s interests from a young age which is why I’m training my baby to eat progressively larger airplanes
There’s something unusual about Al Yankovic. He’s odd in some way. Strange. There’s only one word to describe him: abnormal
Years ago my wife got me a t-shirt with this delightful sequence from "Curious George Takes a Job". I wore that t-shirt out.
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Newark! Heyyy. Hi. So excited to perform at the North to Shore Festival this June. Tickets are on sale now. Grab yours at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani.
If you cut out some of the monkey stock footage, the 3 current White Lotus S3 episodes could be edited into the opening 10 mins of a pretty decent 1-hour drama.
Any cyclists need a pair of bib jorts?
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Endorse—my book (A Physical Education coming May 6 to booksellers near you) is only nominally about lifting weights; the real thing it’s about is that the literal moment I stopped trying to follow all the rules to get respect, I learned IMMEDIATELY I wasn’t getting respect—just conditional approval
One reason I think insecure men are threatened by visibly muscular women is: Men care first and foremost about having the respect and validation of other men. Women are supposed to be objectified, not respected. Muscular women attract the respect of other men, which insecure men crave.
NEW: Paul Clement urges Judge Dale Ho to dismiss the Eric Adams prosecution WITH prejudice storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Alchemist's Alcove (Public Playtest): Roguelike where you craft from slain enemies! fartfish.itch.io/alchemists-a...
On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, Dylan Adler and I want to hear your DOCTOR & DENTIST STORIES! What was your weirdest appointment? What was your nightmare dentist experience? Give us a call at 855-266-2604 or fill out the form in my bio
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