*eating chocolate while my dog stares at me expectantly* me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!" my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.
My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Designers, dedicate the first and best hours of your day to yourself. Too often, I see designers putting themselves last, giving their side projects only the leftover energy after a full day of work. Begin each day by working on your dream. This small commitment will transform your life.
NEWS: Jackson Hole, Wyoming (it is minus-8 outside)
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Apparently we’re supposed to be honest on social media about failures not just successes. I tried to get an advance review copy of “FinSpan,” the new WingSpan game for fish. And they said a “fish influencer” is not what they’re looking for, they need “board games influencers”.
📢 Bluesky 1.96.5 rolling out now A couple of quick updates for everybody! Have a great weekend! • On desktop web, clicking your profile pic now opens a quick account switcher • You can now report a DM conversation without opening it • Improvements to gestures on Android
The SNES movie-license shelf...
A square shelf containing four SNES games; Super Star Wars, Super Empire Strikes Back, Super Return of the Jedi and Batman Returns
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When the latest misguided TV revival fails:
In a scene from 30 Rock, a Carvel employee screams “FRAJER!!!!”
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'Alright pal, got plans for the
?' 'Nah, just the usual... hang out of sight whilst she's doing the count, then touch down once the hour's over. You?' 'Classic. Planning some fly-bys with a few of the boys, but we'll only land one at a time.' 'Niiice.'
A plump Wood Pigeon stands confidently on a bird table, chest puffed out, looking slightly smug. Beside it, a glossy Starling with shimmering green and purple feathers sits lower down, tilting its head up as if deep in conversation. The two birds appear to be mid-chat, giving off the vibe of scheming pals casually plotting how to dodge being counted in the Big Garden Birdwatch.
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"spoink" doesn't feel like a legit pokemon to me. it feels like something you'd see in a romhack made by a teenager. it looks like it came from a set of bootleg stickers. it should be on a slightly odd holographic card that your aunt got for you while abroad. i don't say any of this disparagingly
Good Morning, just woke up. I'm sure nothing bad happened during the night
I wish we could cultivate a culture where people get excited about and share the new skills they've learned more than the new stuff they've bought.
A few years ago I stumbled across pattern design and discovered I REALLY enjoy it. This was my first pattern, just for fun. 🥰
A repeating pattern of barn owls and plants and moons drawn over a cream colored background
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🚨 hey just a heads-up to everybody. this is not a big deal, but i really feel like the best place for the cheese grater is the second shelf to the left of the sink, above the plates and bowls. some of you keep putting it in the utensil drawer, and it takes up way too much space there. thanks!
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is a wildly overengineered narrative mode for a card game
A drawing a day keeps the therapy away.
A drawing of a grumpy cat
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Friday tradition: ending the week with some shared joy. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Moved in, moved up, or moved on, whatever moved you this week is fine.
"I think we have this idea that we're gonna make friends with bad guys and bend them to our will, and really we're just...friends with bad guys." --The Diplomat, S2 E4 (I've been binge-watching this, and it is excellent.)
Film still #18 Shooting final 360 dolly shot of 201.
Moderna has been awarded an additional $590 million from the US government to accelerate vaccine development as health officials struggle to contain a dangerous strain of bird flu.