He should focus on his actual business
Tesla stock down another 5.6% today. 30% down YTD.
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The man is human pollution, America's id. The international community is going to rally against this country to make sure we're hurt for decades because of all of this and we'll have deserved it.
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This ⬇️ Few people know 230 as well as Mike
Democracy is burning, and we need sites like Bluesky more than ever. And Senator Durbin wants to repeal 230, which would massively stifle the ability of sites like Bluesky to exist, while massively empowering X and Meta. Why? It seems that someone in his office doesn't understand 230.
To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
Here are some nice mushrooms
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We also used to fly paper planes and throw around apples. Goofy adolescent shit. It was always amusing to push someone's desk until the teacher barked, "What are you doing back there?" I won't say I recommend Detention Hall, but I met a lot of cool people there.
This is performative nonsense of “hardcore” tech nincompoops. They could put people in nearby hotels or Airbnbs for a lot less. It’s all cosplaying intense workaholism for the cheap seats and all for PR. Sleeping bags at work is simply dumb www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
It’s the 60th Anniversary of “Bloody Sunday” at Selma, and thus the 10th anniversary of President Obama’s speech there, my favorite of all his public oratory, although it reads differently now. 🧵 time.com/3736357/bara...
does anyone else think of wayne’s world when they do this?
Monday - Roll back tariffs Tuesday - Reinstate tariffs Wednesday - Roll back tariffs Thursday - Reinstate tariffs Friday - Roll back tariffs Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf
I'm not Christian, but if I had never learned anything about it over the years, today I would assume that all Jesus talked about is whose genitals people touched with their own. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...
Sailing toward the sunset.
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There’s something unusual about Al Yankovic. He’s odd in some way. Strange. There’s only one word to describe him: abnormal
Some folks were a bit confused by my opposition to my senator's desire to repeal Section 230, especially given what my latest video was about. I'd like to remind you the main point of that video was to encourage folks to exercise their own agency. That very much applies here.
Years ago my wife got me a t-shirt with this delightful sequence from "Curious George Takes a Job". I wore that t-shirt out.
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The 1950s ocean liner SS United States will be sunk to the bottom of the sea, where it will become an artificial reef. In today’s episode,  we dive into the science of artificial reefs. Listen here 🎧: buff.ly/InJwZvt
Newark! Heyyy. Hi. So excited to perform at the North to Shore Festival this June. Tickets are on sale now. Grab yours at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani.
The profile editing in is actually insane.
If you cut out some of the monkey stock footage, the 3 current White Lotus S3 episodes could be edited into the opening 10 mins of a pretty decent 1-hour drama.
*TRUMP: I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE STOCK MARKET
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