To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
Here are some nice mushrooms
A log is covered in layers of turkey tail fungi, frost, and moss. Red pine needles are scattered between the rosettes and shelves of mushrooms. All photos by me
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hey, can one of the reasonable centrist writers condescendingly explain to me again that it is overblown to call these people segregationists?
Interesting. New contracting memorandum from Secy of Defense says military contracts shld stop including language that bars contractors from running segregated facilities.
It’s the 60th Anniversary of “Bloody Sunday” at Selma, and thus the 10th anniversary of President Obama’s speech there, my favorite of all his public oratory, although it reads differently now. 🧵 time.com/3736357/bara...
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All voters look for showmanship, guts, and a sense that this candidate is fighting for YOU. I’m not sure why some Dem politicians think “we find acceptable middle ground with feudalists” is a better pitch
does anyone else think of wayne’s world when they do this?
Monday - Roll back tariffs Tuesday - Reinstate tariffs Wednesday - Roll back tariffs Thursday - Reinstate tariffs Friday - Roll back tariffs Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf
Heading back to the real world, which, booooo. But it will take another two days to get there, so yaaaaay. (Reminder: I'm not following news while out here, so don't post any in my comments. I'll catch up on everything on Sunday, alas)
The blue sea and the blue sky are interrupted by a line of clouds on the horizon.
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DJing a nerd prom
A packed dance floor
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They say you should nurture your child’s interests from a young age which is why I’m training my baby to eat progressively larger airplanes
TIL North Korea’s primary export, by a lot, is fake hair.
There’s something unusual about Al Yankovic. He’s odd in some way. Strange. There’s only one word to describe him: abnormal
Years ago my wife got me a t-shirt with this delightful sequence from "Curious George Takes a Job". I wore that t-shirt out.
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Some folks were a bit confused by my opposition to my senator's desire to repeal Section 230, especially given what my latest video was about. I'd like to remind you the main point of that video was to encourage folks to exercise their own agency. That very much applies here.
Tired: I don't work at Meta Wired: I don't work in Congress (no but really, PSA - Rep. Moskowitz is a different person than me, no relation)
If you cut out some of the monkey stock footage, the 3 current White Lotus S3 episodes could be edited into the opening 10 mins of a pretty decent 1-hour drama.
The profile editing in is actually insane.
NEW ODD LOTS We just saw one of the most consequential weeks in the history of modern Europe. A must-listen with DB's George Saravelos on Germany's spending package, and why it's the biggest story since German reunification podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
Any cyclists need a pair of bib jorts?
2011 Lycra reproduction of famous 1990s cycling wear custom-designed for an Italian team sponsored by the Italian jeans maker Carrera. Blue bib shorts (cycling shorts with built-in over-the-shoulder straps) with a denim-like appearance and faux jeans stitching at waist, fly, and pockets.
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Alchemist's Alcove (Public Playtest): Roguelike where you craft from slain enemies! fartfish.itch.io/alchemists-a...
On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, Dylan Adler and I want to hear your DOCTOR & DENTIST STORIES! What was your weirdest appointment? What was your nightmare dentist experience? Give us a call at 855-266-2604 or fill out the form in my bio
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