Team Canada wins in overtime, and l’ve never been delighted with a hockey win before, ever.
gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.
BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell says he won't seek re-election in 2026, ending a 40-year Senate career. nbcnews.to/4i5uZ9p
The bonus will be that all the Mars-goers die of space cancer www.shesabeast.co/mars-radiati...
“You can build all the dick rockets you want to go to Mars while you try to leave the rest of us on the burning Earth. We’re gonna take control. This is our world, and it’s our government, and it’s our money.” — Sara Nelson, Association of Flight Attendants president
I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
Here is a nice mushroom
A frozen deadly Funeral Bell mushroom grows from snow encrusted moss on the side of a log

All photos by me
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"The beauty of nature! Exploring different types of birds. Which one is your favorite?"
Research shows that LGBTQ+ inclusion can drive economic activity. Open For Business’ latest report shows the economic case for LGBTQ+ Inclusion in Poland: open-for-business.org/poland
My daughter and her friends made this “Remy cake.” And having seen it, I must now walk into the sea.
I was camping and woke up to this goat watching me sleep 💀
You know, last year when I wrote a book about the moon turning into cheese, I didn't know that when it came out the most fantastical thing about it would be a functional US government
Me holding my author copy of When the Moon Hits Your Eyes
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Of course. But being the party standing up for those fired will mean a lot to those fired and their families. It will also show the country that they are trying to bring order to chaos. And if they can get any Republican support at all, that's huge leverage for March 14
If they propose legislation, won't the majority Republicans just reject it? I'm thinking there is nothing Dems are going to get passed, nothing they can fight. I have to give it to Heritage Foundation... they planned all of this out so perfectly, Dems have been completely shut out. I'm disgusted.
GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
Always a pleasure catching up with my friend Zack Snyder, consummate filmmaker (and a doubly consummate storyteller!)
Besides the bad faith and epic corruption evidenced by the letter to from this Trump waterboy, it is “whom you call a dick,” not “who you call a dick.” Grammar counts, you unctuous toady of the wannabe mob boss WHOM you serve.
Missed this
This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
the youth have zero imagination, it's called "gathering under an abandoned bridge in the woods in the dark with BLLs and someone's shitty bluetooth speaker" www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture...
Bowled over to see this "cameo cover" of the new Unlimited #1. Dan Mora adeptly captured my laptop stickers and piercing model gaze. You can pick up this very special edition at your local comic shop May 21st.
New Bluesky feature makes you watch an hour of MSNBC before replying
Anonymized Bluesky reply:
if you watched@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com last night, you would have learned IT IS NOT POSSIBLE for her to remove Mayor Adams..

Josh: I'm not sure what you mean. It is certainly possible in practice. Whether she feels it's wise for her political career is another question.

Anonymized Bluesky reply:
go watch last night's episode... i can't explain it.
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Most people probably aren’t tracking this but Senate Republicans just started an all-night voting marathon that will allow them to gut Medicaid and increase child hunger while giving handouts to billionaires like Elon Musk.
Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”
Ok so, AND PLEASE DON'T FREAK OUT, I may have sorta accidentally let the BAD aliens know about you. IT'S FINE, it doesn't NECESSARILY mean they're coming. But like, maybe don't sleep near any reflective surfaces tonight.
I am against this. The Yankees are the Universal Villains, the Cobra Kai (original version) or the Omega Theta Phi fraternity of Baseball. They should be clean shaven, perfectly tailored, and physically intimidating. Then they get beaten by mutts and misfits. It is The Way.
The Yankees are getting rid of their outdated facial hair policy.
I’m an advocate for separating the art from the artist because I don’t want people to associate me with my bad skeets