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“In other words: We, the opposition, are the majority. Take heart.”
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Team Canada wins in overtime, and l’ve never been delighted with a hockey win before, ever.
The bonus will be that all the Mars-goers die of space cancer www.shesabeast.co/mars-radiati...
“You can build all the dick rockets you want to go to Mars while you try to leave the rest of us on the burning Earth. We’re gonna take control. This is our world, and it’s our government, and it’s our money.”
— Sara Nelson, Association of Flight Attendants president
Fun fact: Today is my 666th day on Bluesky. I've been having a devilishly good time since I've been here. To celebrate this sinister accomplishment, I have made a donation to Americans United for Separation of Church and State. Here's to the next 666 days!
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My daughter and her friends made this “Remy cake.” And having seen it, I must now walk into the sea.
A gorgeous eastern quoll feasting on March flies
I was camping and woke up to this goat watching me sleep 💀
You know, last year when I wrote a book about the moon turning into cheese, I didn't know that when it came out the most fantastical thing about it would be a functional US government
The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.
GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
Missed this
#seal #severance
This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
Besides the bad faith and epic corruption evidenced by the letter to from this Trump waterboy, it is “whom you call a dick,” not “who you call a dick.” Grammar counts, you unctuous toady of the wannabe mob boss WHOM you serve.
the youth have zero imagination, it's called "gathering under an abandoned bridge in the woods in the dark with BLLs and someone's shitty bluetooth speaker" www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture...
Bowled over to see this "cameo cover" of the new #Superman Unlimited #1. Dan Mora adeptly captured my laptop stickers and piercing model gaze. You can pick up this very special edition at your local comic shop May 21st.
Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”
Confirmed: The OnePlus Watch 3 has a typo in the back: Meda in China 🫠
Ok so, AND PLEASE DON'T FREAK OUT, I may have sorta accidentally let the BAD aliens know about you. IT'S FINE, it doesn't NECESSARILY mean they're coming. But like, maybe don't sleep near any reflective surfaces tonight.
I’m an advocate for separating the art from the artist because I don’t want people to associate me with my bad skeets
How could one think, after even the most casual and cursory look at who Trump is and what he’s done and said, that he was anything but a wrecking ball? Hope Bob now realizes the bigotry wasn’t worth it
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."
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I am against this. The Yankees are the Universal Villains, the Cobra Kai (original version) or the Omega Theta Phi fraternity of Baseball. They should be clean shaven, perfectly tailored, and physically intimidating. Then they get beaten by mutts and misfits. It is The Way.
The Yankees are getting rid of their outdated facial hair policy.