every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob
Kevin Hassett suggests Canadian authorities are covering up major fentanyl operations: "I can tell you that in the situation room I've seen photographs of fentanyl labs in Canada that the law enforcement folks were leaving alone. Canada's got a big drug problem."
I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO
on one hand i’m like, “what is j. crew thinking, a denim suit?!?” on the other hand i’m like, “you know…i might wear this”
Me looking at news for the first time after a week at sea
I've seen a few "actually, a lot of dems are really good at the internet, they just aren't getting attention" please give me non-AOC, non-Bernie examples so that I can educate myself. I will say though, being good at the internet MEANS GETTING ATTENTION.
I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO
Here is a nice mushroom
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I remember one time I went to a restaurant and it just ended up being in somebody’s house and the family tried to figure out what was wrong with their oven while I sat in their living room. 5 out of 5 would repeat.
I spoke after Pedro Pascal and was asked to “cool down” the ladies. Mission. Accomplished.
My 4 year old nephew just pointed at my face and asked "what happened?" This may be the sickest burn I have ever received.
The world apparently just hates my car.
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We've reduced intelligence to what people can do with computers, which is fueling the current hype cycle.
Anyone looking for breaking news from November 2024?
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We got shitposters to dance last night. Give me a Nobel Peace Prize.
Scientists analyzed thousands of bird sounds from all over the world to try to peck out some kernels of knowledge about what determines a bird’s vocal range and the sounds that they make.
Nobody says “well well”* anymore as an improvised interjection in songs anymore. Singers, let’s change that. *a single “well” or a “well well well” are included
UNITED STATES OF SCANDAL 🇺🇸 SEASON TWO DEBUTS TONIGHT at 9 pm ET!! Tonight: the wild FBI scheme — ABSCAM!
“It’s his little dance, we let him do it.”
If you are a fan of hilarious “foto-novels” of non-existent movies that are packed with famous weirdos, then you should definitely pre-order ’s way-too-fancy book, This Is How We Love. It is an indescribable delight! Official release April 8.
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