“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to
R I P Roy,,, you will be missed 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
I try not to criticize anybody who broadcasts live -- there's a reason I don't do it -- but of course there never was any such thing as an "EV Mandate."
Rep. Lisa McClain on CNN next to a ticker showing the stock market tanking for the third day this week: "It is going to take some unconventional methods to get us out of the mess we've been in the past four years with the EV mandates, with unfair trade. This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone."
Hot tip: The electorate doesn’t like politicians because they retroactively change positions to last year’s dementia grandma Facebook meme. They like people who proactively take stands. That’s what people mean by strength. It’s almost irrelevant what you’re talking about. Nobody likes a worm.
I want to do a project where I go a little deeper on scientific papers that get picked up in the news. If you see anything that might be a good candidate, hit me up!
So the sends a tote to all paid subscribers with their favorite headline. Mine just arrived and is absolutely perfect
Tote bearing the headline "man tries to ride Muni with dead raccoon"
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Turns out I was not alone!
Looks like 80 minutes of spoken word immigrant torture porn and Reverse Hoosiers-like fables of trans kids dominating girls high school lacrosse is my limit. I need to start drinking with such regularity it becomes a problem for my friends and family.
It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it
I've been getting multiples of these a day
setting aside everything else obviously-fake about this scam text, “this matter may be reported to the DMV” is one of the least-intimidating threats ever made
We will be releasing some more tickets to my special taping in Chicago very soon. Likely today or tomorrow. I will post as soon as they go online. There will be a significant number; couple of hundred at the very least. The taping is on March 15th btw.
I’ve played about 12 hours of Monster Hunter Wilds and I think I’m starting to figure out some of these menus now.