I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

The man is human pollution, America's id. The international community is going to rally against this country to make sure we're hurt for decades because of all of this and we'll have deserved it.

He should focus on his actual business

Here are some nice mushrooms

Holy shit are we fucked, pack it in.

In high school, I spent a lot of time in Detention. A teacher proctering we miscreants used to describe New Yorker cartoons and ask us to supply the captions. The NYer currently now has such a contest. I think it's even more fun to look at the cover and think up what the title might be.

This is performative nonsense of “hardcore” tech nincompoops. They could put people in nearby hotels or Airbnbs for a lot less. It’s all cosplaying intense workaholism for the cheap seats and all for PR. Sleeping bags at work is simply dumb www.politico.com/news/2025/03...

Hello from the sea.

People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to

R I P Roy,,, you will be missed 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.

I'm not Christian, but if I had never learned anything about it over the years, today I would assume that all Jesus talked about is whose genitals people touched with their own. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

Rest in peace Roy Ayers, very likely the last person who will be described as an influential vibraphonist

i’m sorry, i’m tired of this shit. there was no pronoun policing. i have encountered exactly three or four land acknowledgments in like ten years, and the most you’ll hear about “intersectionality” is in liberal nonprofits. this is just freefloating resentment masquerading as analysis.

The 1950s ocean liner SS United States will be sunk to the bottom of the sea, where it will become an artificial reef. In today’s episode,  we dive into the science of artificial reefs. Listen here 🎧: buff.ly/InJwZvt

that’ll teach them 👍

S&P down 1% despite headlines about further pausing some tariffs

We will be releasing some more tickets to my special taping in Chicago very soon. Likely today or tomorrow. I will post as soon as they go online. There will be a significant number; couple of hundred at the very least. The taping is on March 15th btw.

If you cut out some of the monkey stock footage, the 3 current White Lotus S3 episodes could be edited into the opening 10 mins of a pretty decent 1-hour drama.

I call him Elon Tusk because both his personal and professional life are seemingly as chaotic as the members of Fleetwood Mac’s were during the recording of their studio album “Tusk”

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Good stuff 👇🏻👇🏻

10 years ago today we started the Daughters of the Eyrewood storyline “the Judging Wood”. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/0...

I tested out Google's new AI mode and wrote about the uncertain future it suggests for the web www.platformer.news/google-ai-mo...