every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob
Kevin Hassett suggests Canadian authorities are covering up major fentanyl operations: "I can tell you that in the situation room I've seen photographs of fentanyl labs in Canada that the law enforcement folks were leaving alone. Canada's got a big drug problem."
Facts
This Repub CR, that they claim will keep the government open, is a perfect example of why you must read bills. Inside the text, you’ll find cuts everywhere, and so much money taken from vets you wouldn’t believe it. These guys are frauds. Nice try! Hard NO! Throw it in the 🗑️
on one hand i’m like, “what is j. crew thinking, a denim suit?!?” on the other hand i’m like, “you know…i might wear this”
Me looking at news for the first time after a week at sea
Here are some nice mushrooms
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I've seen a few "actually, a lot of dems are really good at the internet, they just aren't getting attention" please give me non-AOC, non-Bernie examples so that I can educate myself. I will say though, being good at the internet MEANS GETTING ATTENTION.
I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO
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Man, Huey Lewis lived a LIFE.
If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
I remember one time I went to a restaurant and it just ended up being in somebody’s house and the family tried to figure out what was wrong with their oven while I sat in their living room. 5 out of 5 would repeat.
My 4 year old nephew just pointed at my face and asked "what happened?" This may be the sickest burn I have ever received.
A massive assault on the first amendment is well underway. The GOP pretends to stand for free speech even as they take unprecedented steps to undermine it.
New, from me: you were told that the threats to free speech came from wokeness. Some compared it to Maoist China. Now we are witnessing government power being used to silence dissent and censor ideas. Now we know what real society-wide chilling effects look like. 🧵 open.substack.com/pub/donmoyni...
Fellow parents of young ‘uns: My 4YO just loved the three Wild Robot books, and was very sad to find out there aren’t any more. So what’s good to read next? This is what he loved: Roz the Robot who cares for animals and is always kind and brave, the animals, and Big Battles with bad robots.
We got shitposters to dance last night. Give me a Nobel Peace Prize.
Back in the world.
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Yes, but also, an acknowledgement that government income could actually be increased substantially through returning to a tax structure at least a tiny bit closer to the post-war era would be nice, too.
If the Democrats can't bring themselves to say "government spending is good, actually" in this precise moment, then they really are cooked and all need to be replaced.
Scientists analyzed thousands of bird sounds from all over the world to try to peck out some kernels of knowledge about what determines a bird’s vocal range and the sounds that they make.
UNITED STATES OF SCANDAL 🇺🇸 SEASON TWO DEBUTS TONIGHT at 9 pm ET!! Tonight: the wild FBI scheme — ABSCAM!
“It’s his little dance, we let him do it.”
If you are a fan of hilarious “foto-novels” of non-existent movies that are packed with famous weirdos, then you should definitely pre-order ’s way-too-fancy book, This Is How We Love. It is an indescribable delight! Official release April 8.
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