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I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
To me, the penguins are a black-and-white issue.
Get on the penguins, Mr. King. You deserve some levity too.
My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target.
This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.
Any farmers out there that can speak to whether they can get info for planting season ? Or loans to help them get through this ?
Are federal offices open to even process loan requests ?
I love having a small car so much…the world is full of parking spots no one else can park in.
"...so like i said a tariff is clearly a tax and in this case it is not even a reciprocal tariff he is just a complete dipshit tbh"
HAPPENING NOW: Judge Boasberg holds a "show cause" hearing on whether the government defied his orders when it deported Venezuelans accused of being members of Tren de Aragua to a nightmarish Salvadoran prison
i want nothing more than for jd vance to become a pariah whose name is a burden on him for the rest of his life.
JD Vance claims the Maryland father the Trump administration mistakenly deported to a slave prison in El Salvador wasn't "father of the year" bc he had "traffic violations," and says "we do not ask permission from far left Democrats before we deport illegal immigrants."
(He's talking about judges)
I have a hard time with the way we let Bill Clinton still be a thing.
film still #73
Happy Bitthday to the great Adam Scott.
#severance
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Trump voters feeling bitter
‘Cause the market’s in the shitter.
See? I’m a poet and don’t know it.
Although my feet show it.
They’re *longfellows.*
Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain.
Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.
the forty gazillionth blue sky user gets an official darth™️ blue sky seal of approval
Well, I mean, technically it *is* doing numbers.
Among the many other stupid things about today is that Trump's reported deal to save TikTok appears to let it keep running exactly as is without addressing the reasons Congress banned it in the first place www.platformer.news/trump-tariff...
this isn’t funny nerds only do this when they’re in extreme distress
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
Those strange noises in the distance are NOT gonna investigate themselves
ME: *going about my life*
MY CAR: Hey! I've downgraded you from "Ultimate" to "Lite," our complementary plan, turning off almost all the convenience & safety features you bought me with.
ME:
*car explodes*
*Earth explodes*
Republicans are about to give more tax breaks to billionaires and pay for it by gutting child care for thousands of families. Today I'm introducing legislation with to invest in child care. Because Congress should be focused on helping families not billionaires.
In today’s episode, why cuts at NOAA and the National Weather Service have some experts concerned about forecast accuracy for the next hurricane season.
Plus, a music therapist shares what kinds of music are best for babies.
Listen here 🎧: pod.link/73329284/epi...
The opposite of water is indifference.
James Cameron says the Ash People are the main adversaries of ‘AVATAR:: FIRE & ASH’ alongside the humans
They are former Na’vi filled with rage.
This part of the Tufts declaration somehow warms my heart the most: a full-throated defense of Rümeysa Ötürk's op-ed criticizing the Tufts president, signed by the Tufts president! This is how it's supposed to be!
"The University declares that this opinion piece was not in violation of any Tufts policies. Further, no complaints were filed with the University or, to our knowledge, outside of the University about this op-ed."
