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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.
BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell says he won't seek re-election in 2026, ending a 40-year Senate career. nbcnews.to/4i5uZ9p
The bonus will be that all the Mars-goers die of space cancer www.shesabeast.co/mars-radiati...
“You can build all the dick rockets you want to go to Mars while you try to leave the rest of us on the burning Earth. We’re gonna take control. This is our world, and it’s our government, and it’s our money.”
— Sara Nelson, Association of Flight Attendants president
I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
Fun fact: Today is my 666th day on Bluesky. I've been having a devilishly good time since I've been here. To celebrate this sinister accomplishment, I have made a donation to Americans United for Separation of Church and State. Here's to the next 666 days!
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"The beauty of nature! Exploring different types of birds. Which one is your favorite?"
Research shows that LGBTQ+ inclusion can drive economic activity. Open For Business’ latest report shows the economic case for LGBTQ+ Inclusion in Poland: open-for-business.org/poland
I was camping and woke up to this goat watching me sleep 💀
You know, last year when I wrote a book about the moon turning into cheese, I didn't know that when it came out the most fantastical thing about it would be a functional US government
The new chairman of the FTC wants to investigate cENsORsHiP on social platforms and boy do I have a platform for them! www.platformer.news/ftc-censorsh...
GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
Missed this
#seal #severance
This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
Always a pleasure catching up with my friend Zack Snyder, consummate filmmaker (and a doubly consummate storyteller!)
Besides the bad faith and epic corruption evidenced by the letter to from this Trump waterboy, it is “whom you call a dick,” not “who you call a dick.” Grammar counts, you unctuous toady of the wannabe mob boss WHOM you serve.
the youth have zero imagination, it's called "gathering under an abandoned bridge in the woods in the dark with BLLs and someone's shitty bluetooth speaker" www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture...
Bowled over to see this "cameo cover" of the new #Superman Unlimited #1. Dan Mora adeptly captured my laptop stickers and piercing model gaze. You can pick up this very special edition at your local comic shop May 21st.
Loved taking to Chris Walken on this week’s #severance podcast. And Sarah Bock, the talented young actor who plays Ms. Huang.
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Confirmed: The OnePlus Watch 3 has a typo in the back: Meda in China 🫠
Ok so, AND PLEASE DON'T FREAK OUT, I may have sorta accidentally let the BAD aliens know about you. IT'S FINE, it doesn't NECESSARILY mean they're coming. But like, maybe don't sleep near any reflective surfaces tonight.
I’m an advocate for separating the art from the artist because I don’t want people to associate me with my bad skeets
I am against this. The Yankees are the Universal Villains, the Cobra Kai (original version) or the Omega Theta Phi fraternity of Baseball. They should be clean shaven, perfectly tailored, and physically intimidating. Then they get beaten by mutts and misfits. It is The Way.
The Yankees are getting rid of their outdated facial hair policy.
Err, thanks Amazon for giving me yet another thing to worry about 🪳🤢