let me strongly recommend the flu shot to whoever hasn't gotten one for this season. i just had a *terrible* bout with the flu that almost certainly would have been WAY worse had i not been vaccinated
No matter the size of the cat, the "kitty stretch" remains the same.
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Here is a nice mushroom
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🦁: “I said no pictures” 😂
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The #1 reported reason people avoid doctor’s appointments is because they’re afraid of finding out they have a serious illness. If you have that fear, that’s normal and you’re not alone. Also remember, there is basically no serious illness that isn’t less serious if you catch it sooner.
This elephant pretends to eat guy's hat..🐘🧢😅
NBA marketing is embarrassing. It's like they hired 3 agencies and a team of MBAs and had them pitch to a committee that has been there 25 years.
Master Barlowe Model kit Sunday-
I do not think it is going to get this far.
The biggest cage match ever will be between Musk and Trump. Elon will try to implement AI in a manner that automates much of what Trump is now trying to control. Trump will have no understanding of what is going on and will have to turn to the AI oligarchs to support him in this battle.
i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
There's been an uptick of "Who is John Scalzi and why is he in my discover feed," so for the next hour I am running an Ask Me Anything here, drop questions you might have for me in the comments here and I will answer them, usually by quote posting. Go! (If you don't want this, mute me for an hour)
film still #50 Adam getting a touch up from Judy.
[Billy Bob Thornton voice] it’s not that no one wants to read anymore, it’s that no one wants to read anything written by a robot with a giant stick up its ass. No one e’er wanted ‘at. You wanna hire,, WALL-EE to write your fuckin posts about both sides a climut change, be mah fuckin’ guest
Is it an exaggeration to call Bob Dylan the greatest American poet? No. He was a phenomenal lyricist:
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Something I've not mustered up the courage to talk about because my position in life is obviously quite good is that the core tenet of being a Midwesterner, and one which I continue to ascribe to and has never served me wrong, is simple: Interrogate your wants so hard you reject a solid majority.
Even though his Reagan prank arguably went too far, I still think it’s rude of SNL to not bring back original cast member John Hinckley Jr. for the 50th anniversary
Frogsong: A heartfelt adventure where it's okay to be small. brodnork.itch.io/frogsong by
In case you're wondering, a taxonomy of suspect account icons: Default icon: Likely a bot Marble Greek/Roman bust: Probably a troll Trump/MAGA hat: Definitely a troll Dude with Oakleys: 90% troll (boo), 10% skier (cool) Cleavage with or without face: 90% bot (boo), 10% actual sex worker (cool)