Yo , no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.
Here are some nice mushrooms
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My yoga teacher just recognized the light and love in my soul and then validated my parking
PEOPLE OF BLUESKY! Ahhhhhh, it smells good here. Behold a trailer for season 2 of Poker Face! It’s gonna be a good one. May 8th on the almighty Peacock!
Peter Safran, David Corenswet & I had a great time speaking in front of the wonderful folks at WBD yesterday.
Missed you all- Sad I had to travel… Happy this finally happened
Our first Masters of Horror dinner in six years... and our biggest ever!
NEW: ICE senior officer attests that Mahmoud Khalil was booked into a detention facility in Newark two hours before his habeas petition was filed (in support of argument that NY federal court is improper venue) storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Narwhals are difficult to study, partly because they live so far north in the remote Arctic. In today’s episode,  a  mysterious creature with a tooth longer than your body. Listen here 🎧: pod.link/73329284/epi...
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I hope everyone likes their egg prices high because the US has declared war on solving problems. www.rfdtv.com/ag-sec-brook...
film still #60 My friend Jerry Stahl in character.
I mean, if they've mortgaged themselves by borrowing against their paper wealth, and that paper wealth drops precipitously via boycotts such that they are underwater on their loans, then you can definitely hurt them. There's a reason why a certain fashy billionaire is panicking right about now.
Another thought about boycott is that a billionaire makes so much money off of the money they already have, that it's very hard to impact that. Sure, a boycott can cost them money, which they make back doing absolutely nothing.
Cyanide chili
3. You can only eat one food for the rest of your life, what is it?
I just turned on the joint press conference between Trump and the Irish PM in time to hear the President say: "Chuck Schumer is now a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish, now he's a Palestinian." I have nothing to say about this. I just wanted to tell you.
PSA to everyone frustrated by this zoom notification that keeps popping up forever. There is a very simple fix: you just need to mark all your notifications read in Slack.
Be Our Guest: Grand Opening: Step foot into the grand opening of a brand new relaxing morning show and cafe! morninchai.itch.io/be-our-guest...
But on the plus side, this makes it much more likely that in the future you will be able to behead Pikachu
Pokemon Go sale to a Saudi Arabian company owned by govt comes with six separate corporate announcement blogs, not one of them directly addressing what happens to 100 million people's location data, AR mapping capabilities, or the AI maps they have been training: www.404media.co/saudi-arabia...