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Andrea Pitzer
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Would be awesome if this parade were just an endless single-file, five-hour line of pool floaties on little wheeled carts, and the sailors had to drag them along like Arctic explorers pulling sledges while someone sits inside and pretends to row. Somehow, I don't think that's what we'll get.
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2025-08-28T18:17:38.102Z