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Per Axbom
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"There is a special kind of rage that comes from realizing your car is gone while you are holding a box of dildos and trying to overthrow a federal agency before midnight."
"The very first rubber dick to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response."
https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation?hide_intro_popup=true
2026-01-28T16:52:58.653Z