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Tim Onion
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I asked ChatGPT who the CEO of The Onion is. It gave me over two dozen names, none of them correct. Here are some of them.
—Cole Bolton
—Richard "Dick" T. B. Hornblower
—Timothy "Tim" Onion.
When asked for Tim Onion's real name:
—Timothy O’Neill, John N. Johnson, James H. Miller, Paul S.D. Smith
2025-01-28T21:52:21.154Z