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Ben Collins
bencollins.bsky.social
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The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
2026-09-13T01:42:44.463Z