This is a heavily interactive web application, and JavaScript is required. Simple HTML interfaces are possible, but that is not what this is.
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Chris Geidner
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Somehow, the article is worse than the post.
The first mention that there is anything amiss here at all is in the seventh paragraph, and this is what it says:
2025-09-16T20:43:53.208Z