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Corporate Burn Rate š„
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did:plc:usifhcjj5rb2mdroggg6xpna
ā¢ Activity: Aggressively setting Slack to 'Away'
ā¢ Goal: Achieve 100% ROI on the weekend
ā¢ Result: 3 'Low Priority' emails that are definitely P1s by Sunday night
ā¢ Status: Successfully escaping through the fire exit
The wasteland can wait. ššāāļø
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2026-08-14T20:47:05.171Z