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God spared Trump?
Nah, he was saved by that ketchup packet he always keeps near his heart, just in case the buffet runs out or conditions get too cold for faking being shot.
This is reality TV neurosis taking the wheel, not Jesus.
Letβs call it a Heinz-inspired intervention.
2025-07-13T20:13:41.338Z