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danielroe 🏴
danielroe.dev
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overheard:
> mind if you take off your sunglasses so i can look you in your eyes. i need to know if you’re intoxicated
> no problem. <takes off glasses>
> oh i’m so sorry, i just have to check
> no worries, it’s because i’m a celebrity
2026-05-21T04:33:17.567Z