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David Kleeman
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Trained to be a deadly troop
Now they fetch your doggy's poop
Hegseth wants his soldiers hard
Now they serve as the Trashional Guard.
(With apologies to Sgt. Barry Sadler and the Ballad of the Green Berets.)
2025-08-27T18:33:30.806Z