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Professor Xtra
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LINK: I’ll take the last Octorok.
GARINI [dock merchant]: Anything for the savior of Lurelin Village.
L: Oh, that pile of Ironshell Crab too.
G: You. You want all of it?
L: Yep, and pack up all your Mighty Porgy.
G [sobbing]: Please, sir.. I have a family.
L: Did the Hero of FUCKING Hyrule stutter?!
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