Your favorite Horror Movie Host, and vtuber slasher villain A Magic: the Gathering player, and TTRPG fan Trans, She/They https://machetedrivein.blogspot.com/ Tell me about your favorite horror movie!https://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlyudddw4s2vI got myself matching fingerless gloves and knee high socks for my bday. Its never too late to be an emo disaster. 🖤16 May 2026 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyudddw4s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlycjne3i22pIt's my birthday! I got balloons :>16 May 2026 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlycjne3i22phttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlu2o4izf22rHey, remember how the first Star Wars: Phantom Menace trailer was in front of Meet Joe Black (1998)? Only they moved it to behind the film because people would leave after seeing the trailer and refunding their tickets? That is still a lot more interesting than 3hr whatever Meet Joe Black tho lol https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/2d/17/AAQKrwyE.gif?hh=273&ww=498&mp4=CYURVNXCGGvYYIR1&webm=HR9SGR5GUXAgtkijqui15 May 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlu2o4izf22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mltyrehaik2rOh, and I am okay. Turns out it was dehydration and stress. Who could have guessed? Got hydrated. Directly. Uhh, drink water, I guess. Todays lesson.14 May 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltyrehaik2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mltyos5hak2rAlien: Resurrection is a movie that deserves a second evaluation. There's a lot of schlock goodness to enjoy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltyos5hak2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlsr5375o22rBruh this migraine shit sucks. Don't get them.14 May 2026 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsr5375o22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlrxoy2qgk2rI'm love her [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrxoy2qgk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlqyo35vb22rI cannot stress enough how goofy this movie is. Like, the fire breathing dragon alone should sell that. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqyo35vb22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlqybuplus2rOh I've seen this one too. It teaches the important lesson of not having a full just meal before bed. This one is bad bad lol. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqybuplus2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlqxxgplbk2rYeah, I get this too. Weird. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqxxgplbk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlq5bntebc27Oh, I've seen this one. Asked a buddy of mine from Colombia who said, and would you believe that this may not actually be based on a real event? The movie itself is harmless if a little dull lol. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 10:54 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlq5bntebc27https://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlobzb7cnk24This is a hell of a list. The ones I know are awesome and was surprised at the ones I didn't. What a good movie set for Chewsday, innit? (I am formally sorry to any British followers) [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlobzb7cnk24https://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mloajl6m6224Shoutout to @artspaper.bsky.social for sharing this sketch. Soon, Miss Machete's going to have a new look. Hell yeah. Excited to do more Vtuber work as your local movie gremlin.12 May 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloajl6m6224https://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mlm6dw5mks2zThe Think lowkey freaky af [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm6dw5mks2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mllyoyedh22zShare a horror movie that isnt talked about enough? The Devil's Rain (1975) Goat headed Ernest Borgnine swears William Shatner to Satanism. Check it out! [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllyoyedh22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mllxplfra22zslightly increase a band I STILL DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllxplfra22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mllqkjvde22zThis is a good list, I approve of all these choices. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:22bb4y5cxdp3eucibibb4fkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllqkjvde22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/miss-machete.bsky.social/post/3mllk7k62e22zShout out to the best kill I've seen in a sleeping bag. Shout out to a real as hell movie. 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