2006 Time Person of the Year Non-practicing intellectual Dumb jokes and smart takes Opinions presented are your own he/himhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3ml7lwx7pas2oIntermittent fasting about to go off [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7lwx7pas2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkzuo22hac2xAfter all, there are only so many opinion columnist jobs to go around for those people. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzuo22hac2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkxhporvps25From now on, whenever I see an article with a question in the headline, I'm going to mentally insert "chat" into it, so it has all the gravitas of a streamer asking their audience a dumb question. "Chat, is overtourism too much?" Putting "over" onto the word gives it away, dumbass! https://www.cbsnews.com/news/overtourism-too-much-of-a-good-thing/03 May 2026 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxhporvps25https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkxgg3tfac25There's just no subtext at all anymore. These metaphors are just completely on the nose. https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/may/02/zambia-cancels-rightscon-summit-largest-human-rights-technology-conference03 May 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxgg3tfac25https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mktoxfffqs2yFeeling down about the world? Want to have more confidence in your social media posting? Just trying to enjoy a Friday night? Try 3-5 beers! You definitely won't regret 3-5 beers.02 May 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktoxfffqs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mktolrkxqs25How do you even do this? Be like a college student who just took a philosophy class and try to say things to make it seem like are deep and have layers, while smelling bad?02 May 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktolrkxqs25https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mktb2oiams26Inconceivable! [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktb2oiams26https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mksy7oxbds26May is Mental Health Awareness Month! If you are not aware of your mental health, then you are doing much better than I am.01 May 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksy7oxbds26https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mksuhlqrvc2e🎶 Oops, I did it again I embiggened your heart Got lost in Springfield Oh, baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that cromulent 🎶01 May 2026 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksuhlqrvc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkssajrqxs26As an elder millennial, I would say we can only do this if we're truthful. "We did [X] and we did not turn out fine. Please be better than us." [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkssajrqxs26https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mksjbuxafs26LAWYER: We will now read the defendant's LiveJournal posts. ME: Your honor I would like to change my plea to guilty.01 May 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksjbuxafs26https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkqwpdxixs2lgoing into the 4th quarter the knicks are going to be way overconfident, that's when atlanta strikes, amazing game plan01 May 2026 01:04 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqwpdxixs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkqut7oacs2athe hawks are just giving their back benchers a chance to get some playoff experience, its actually smart if u think of the long term01 May 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqut7oacs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkqu6gxdek2lMan: I have made Artificial Intelligence God: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. Look at it. It's got anxiety. https://techxplore.com/news/2026-04-brain-approach-ai-overconfidence.html01 May 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqu6gxdek2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkql4ein3k2lChina and Russia WISH they could mess up my brain as effectively as Bluesky. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkql4ein3k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkqgxp6rrk2lI have been very hard on Democrats plenty of times, especially Schumer, so definitely want to give credit where it's due. This was great work by them. They had a vision, stuck with it, kept everyone together, and won an important victory. More of this! [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqgxp6rrk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkq75kjigk2lMe watching Jeopardy https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/04/260429102035.htm30 Apr 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkq75kjigk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkq4hu72tc23Die young [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkq4hu72tc23https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkon5ewwr22iMan, the letters they send are going to be so strongly worded! [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkon5ewwr22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkohhbxok22vI'm sorry, how am I just learning Martin Luther King, Jr wasn't named that at birth? His dad renamed him when he was five (and renamed himself in the same way). It's because I went to Florida public schools, isn't it?30 Apr 2026 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkohhbxok22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkoftap27k2vAdvertise your account with a Simpsons image [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 00:57 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkoftap27k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkod2obzls25You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish? Sounds like a skill issue.30 Apr 2026 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkod2obzls25https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mko7smt3l225"admit"? https://www.axios.com/2026/04/29/voting-rights-act-supreme-court-democrats-south29 Apr 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko7smt3l225https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mknxd3rgpc22[NBA Jam voice] He's freaking out!29 Apr 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknxd3rgpc22https://bsky.app/profile/mobiusstripper.bsky.social/post/3mkniy27eh225"Computer, show me a version of myself that's happy. And quickly so I don't think too much about that request and what it means about my life." [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkniy27eh225