Follow for more humor (and occasional food writing) at https://substack.com/@robplotkinwrites/likeshttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mm4vnwov5c2tNew humor in FunnyTeacher https://open.substack.com/pub/robplotkinwrites/p/quiz-am-i-coaching-archery-or-potty?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=wo0pu18 May 2026 12:43 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm4vnwov5c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mjsbgwurec2xRead “Choosing A College Major For The 21st Century“ by Rob Plotkin on Medium: https://medium.com/slackjaw/choosing-a-college-major-for-the-21st-century-1e7cb92cdf3418 Apr 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsbgwurec2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mjrgvsrfz22nNew work on Slackjaw! “Choosing A College Major For The 21st Century“ by Rob Plotkin: https://medium.com/slackjaw/choosing-a-college-major-for-the-21st-century-1e7cb92cdf3418 Apr 2026 12:29 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrgvsrfz22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mj5nbl4dhk23New post in @pointsincase.com10 Apr 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5nbl4dhk23https://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mhb5jgs6es2qRead “The NBA’s Plan To Put Snake Pits Along The Three-Point Line Is Highly Problematic“ by Rob Plotkin on Medium: https://medium.com/slackjaw/the-nbas-plan-to-put-snake-pits-along-the-three-point-line-is-highly-problematic-39542be9983a?sk=486808f488c4e31eb3144248e58ee68217 Mar 2026 14:08 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhb5jgs6es2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mhawxotsak2tThe in season tournament is one thing... “The NBA’s Plan To Put Snake Pits Along The Three-Point Line Is Highly Problematic“ by Rob Plotkin on Medium: https://medium.com/slackjaw/the-nbas-plan-to-put-snake-pits-along-the-three-point-line-is-highly-problematic-39542be9983a?sk=486808f488c4e31eb3144248e58ee68217 Mar 2026 12:11 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhawxotsak2thttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mh6t2iggp224The real awards ceremony from last night: https://open.substack.com/pub/funnyteacher/p/the-2026-all-american-high-school?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=wo0pu16 Mar 2026 15:55 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6t2iggp224https://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mgoopf2w7c2uI want to thank the big guy and my mom... https://muddyum.net/i-cant-believe-i-won-substitute-teacher-of-the-year-28c0eb4f1d3d?sk=ba25e45b0776fda5621e42c1e577564710 Mar 2026 05:55 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgoopf2w7c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mfvjckji3c2aTeachers, let's abolish the lesson plan! (Kind of). [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Feb 2026 05:42 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfvjckji3c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mgkreoqk622rIn a change of pace, check out my travel piece on Greenland: https://medium.com/travel-memoirs/travelling-without-an-itinerary-in-greenland-8f7a22b42b08?sk=b710c28d60358697e3d64080354ea27208 Mar 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgkreoqk622rhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mgkreoqk622rIn a change of pace, check out my travel piece on Greenland: https://medium.com/travel-memoirs/travelling-without-an-itinerary-in-greenland-8f7a22b42b08?sk=b710c28d60358697e3d64080354ea27208 Mar 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgkreoqk622rhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mfvjckji3c2aTeachers, let's abolish the lesson plan! (Kind of). [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Feb 2026 05:42 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfvjckji3c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mfus26hlts2aThoughts on "the lesson." I can be serious from time to time: https://medium.com/age-of-awareness/the-perfect-lesson-and-why-it-doesnt-exist-ac599cd1e8ff?sk=8edd81d8a330ecb92d98b49cbd86bfa927 Feb 2026 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfus26hlts2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mfqqqgurq225I wouldn't miss your wedding for anything in the world, as long as it doesn't clash with mushroom season. New humor in Jane Austen's Wastebasket https://medium.com/me/stats/post/c087c852eec326 Feb 2026 08:12 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfqqqgurq225https://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mfgivh6zxk2gI'll say it. sleeptraining/not sleeptraining your baby is essentially child abuse: https://medium.com/frazzled/five-reasons-why-you-should-nt-sleep-train-your-baby-3c27da1cc07022 Feb 2026 06:25 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfgivh6zxk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mfcjdyg4622eI'm not a doctor, but [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Feb 2026 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcjdyg4622ehttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3meytbvsqik2jLet's face it, a school reunion can be brutal for anyone who made unconventional life choices. Humor on FunnyTeacher. https://open.substack.com/pub/robplotkinwrites/p/as-an-aspiring-warlord-i-find-these?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=wo0pu16 Feb 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3meytbvsqik2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3megng4z5f226Be honest, how many laptops are in your closet right now? New work in Slackjaw https://medium.com/slackjaw/im-the-2008-macbook-that-s-been-in-the-back-of-your-closet-since-2014-and-i-can-t-live-like-this-f7d5bf23e7ab?sk=57f682ee24440297ca1171e7eedbe8e509 Feb 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3megng4z5f226https://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3me7q5lcnys2tRead “At IKEA, We Sincerely Apologize For the Damage We Have Done to the Institution of Marriage“ by Rob Plotkin on Medium: https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/at-ikea-we-sincerely-apologize-for-the-damage-we-have-done-to-the-institution-of-marriage-94ea349db8fb06 Feb 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3me7q5lcnys2thttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mdv4zma3hs2hThe top reasons to get your kid a fake ID New humor in Funny Teacher. Originally published in @frazzledhumor.bsky.social) https://open.substack.com/pub/funnyteacher/p/why-i-got-my-five-year-old-son-a?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=wo0pu02 Feb 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdv4zma3hs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mddjijpepk26New humor on Funny Teacher. All the reasons to travel while you're still young. First published in @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social https://open.substack.com/pub/funnyteacher/p/life-after-graduation-why-i-travel?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=wo0pu26 Jan 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mddjijpepk26https://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3md3uo2aow22gReading recommendations: https://open.substack.com/pub/robplotkinwrites/p/five-reading-recommendations-01232026?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=wo0pu23 Jan 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3md3uo2aow22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3md3uo2aow22gReading recommendations: https://open.substack.com/pub/robplotkinwrites/p/five-reading-recommendations-01232026?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=wo0pu23 Jan 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3md3uo2aow22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mcryvbm7fk23Follow my newsletter for more teaching and academic tinged humor https://open.substack.com/pub/funnyteacher/p/you-can-all-stop-worrying-about-ai?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=wo0pu19 Jan 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcryvbm7fk23https://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mcqzerxq7s22 [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jan 2026 06:30 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcqzerxq7s22https://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mci64ywlpk2uNew Humor, published in Jane Austen's Wastebasket! I just published I’m the Boogeyman in Your Son’s Room, and We Need to Renegotiate My Lease https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/im-the-boogeyman-in-your-son-s-closet-and-we-need-to-renegotiate-my-lease-51519786babc?source=social.bluesky15 Jan 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mci64ywlpk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/robplotkinwrites.bsky.social/post/3mcfjbbajrs2z [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jan 2026 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:23nxjwwxtdd6dc2q2elqats7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcfjbbajrs2z