Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows. https://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwpzcihy7k2w#Queer_Up [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Sep 2026 09:20 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpzcihy7k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwpwroc67k2wI have a gun. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Sep 2026 08:35 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpwroc67k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwn4ywxfgs23Song comes up in my playlist, I swear it's ai slop... Generic rock/country vibe with lyrics about being famous in music and stuff. Pull out my phone, and it's Nickelback's "Rockstar". That's when it clicked about what's wrong with clanker rock. It all sounds like Nickelback.29 Sep 2026 05:49 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwn4ywxfgs23https://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwkdvtvhc22lWhen you're trying to explain moon phases in a youtube live chat, and autocarrot fixes "waning gibbous" to "wanking gibbon" and you get a time-out from the mods. 😑28 Sep 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkdvtvhc22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwigiz2fik2kCall Rafi!27 Sep 2026 08:55 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwigiz2fik2khttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwie5glydc2uHad a dream that @alyankovic.bsky.social released an album that was all serious, non-parody covers of Rage Against the Machine, Public Enemy, and Green Day. "Bring the Noise" went to #2 on the charts, and became one of his best selling albums. @chuckdpe.bsky.social, we need this...27 Sep 2026 08:13 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwie5glydc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwhrzlqbpk2mFeminize a band name: Breastlife [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhrzlqbpk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwc6glvyzc2hI'm no @banditelli.org, but here's a baby cactus. 🌵24 Sep 2026 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwc6glvyzc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mwakwg5kmc2eCoworker was away for a couple weeks, people started wondering where he went. I joked, "the moon, for a wedding". Turns out he was in Korea, so it could still have been a Moon wedding.24 Sep 2026 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwakwg5kmc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mw3jpzxx3k2gAlmost missed it. #September youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk22 Sep 2026 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3jpzxx3k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvu6vmotmk2lMe, trying to make shells and cheese after returning home from a monthly nighttime bike ride event that turned into a pub crawl: "WHY IS MY PASTA SO LOUD???!!" 😭19 Sep 2026 07:46 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvu6vmotmk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvspoilxus2eAs if 2026 wasn't off the rails enough, apparently there's a werewolf loose in Manitoba. https://globalnews.ca/news/12058227/man-killed-animal-attack-manitoba/18 Sep 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvspoilxus2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvmquvn4ck2iThey weren't family, but you'd shared many dinners with them, invited into your home via ethereal, invisible light. Now, their voice silenced in a fiery instant, another burned scar on the City of Angels. They weren't family, but it still hurts.16 Sep 2026 08:46 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmquvn4ck2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvmnymocd22iDammit, Eliana was a great reporter, and her pilot, George was exceptionally skilled. My heart goes out to the @nbcla.com family. 😥 https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/helicopter-crashes-in-chatsworth/3942738/16 Sep 2026 07:55 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmnymocd22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvkd56w6xk25Had a dream where I was eating a giant muffin or something, then awoke to me trying to eat my Squishable. Laughed myself awake remembering the old joke, "I dreamt I was eating a massive marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was missing."15 Sep 2026 09:35 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkd56w6xk25https://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvk7sffjx22iI just now realised that the character of "Judy Hopps" in "Zootopia" was a reference to Holly Robinson's "Judy Hoffs" of "21 Jump Street".15 Sep 2026 08:36 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk7sffjx22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvk3wqsde225Now when people really annoy me, I can say, "Do not speak to me, or my sun, ever again."15 Sep 2026 07:26 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk3wqsde225https://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvf6ywgelk2mRemembering the simple joys of folding a dollar bill in such a way that it reads "TITS OF AMERICA".13 Sep 2026 08:38 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvf6ywgelk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvf3qgi2gs2mShells and cheese with crumbled bacon... https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/6b/f7/F4iE0uxUXTsZ2.gif?hh=290&ww=426&mp4=SHBvjEKMZOgzo&webm=0jCKgAmuay2scBCawuq13 Sep 2026 07:40 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvf3qgi2gs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvezkn7dds26Gen-X olds be like, "we were tough, we used to drink from the garden hose!" Shut up, you whingeing bitches, I'm Gen-X, and *still* drink from a garden hose.13 Sep 2026 07:00 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvezkn7dds26https://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mveoom2c4s2zMake a band edible: Alfalfaville [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveoom2c4s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mveimbo4zs2zHow are the XDA guys so useless when dealing with PCs? I cloned a WinXP install across multiple upgrades for 10 years. I cloned a Win7 install thru 64, 128, and 256GB SSDs, and three different motherboards. https://www.xda-developers.com/i-cloned-old-ssd-it-created-more-problems/13 Sep 2026 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveimbo4zs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mvbofhmvpc27CNN out here just posting like @theonion.com11 Sep 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbofhmvpc27https://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mv7oeutajc22Another lady came in, wearing a handmade "We miss you, Charlie" shirt. I said under my breath, "Tyler didn't". I think she heard me, because the absolute *fire* in her eyes was delicious.11 Sep 2026 03:57 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7oeutajc22https://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mv74wwpick2mWhen I see a woman in a Charlie Kirk memorial shirt, letting her daughter watch Ai-generated videos of Jesus on her phone, I don't want to hear one fucking word from these people about how we need to regulate the Internet for child safety.10 Sep 2026 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv74wwpick2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mv6qnnqu7k22I know yesterday was Werewolf Wednesday, but I had to wear this today, honoring the anniversary of Charlie's timely passing.10 Sep 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6qnnqu7k22https://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mv5prx4hlc2yWhen you hit that right level of intoxication to have an emotional breakdown when listening to Rozalla's "Everybody's Free". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zg-MhEXb4c10 Sep 2026 09:17 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5prx4hlc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mv5ggxsaz22rI relish the looks I get when I grab a Lime or Bird scooter some dipshit left in the middle of the sidewalk and hurl it into a shrub.10 Sep 2026 06:30 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5ggxsaz22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/primarylupine.bsky.social/post/3mv4yfkogfs2rJUST IN: NASCAR cancels commemorative Dale Earnhardt demolition derby. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 02:18 +0000at://did:plc:24m2jzwpynrcffcnye4sfhr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4yfkogfs2r