your friend mapeshttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3luqr6wi5ec2hwow they rushed this shit out QUICK on the jersey shore boardwalk25 Jul 2025 00:11 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3luqr6wi5ec2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3ltkpwmfdk22itwo different friends trying to get me to schedule a haircut, two different approaches09 Jul 2025 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltkpwmfdk22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3ltkjgk7izk2di can’t tell if i’m getting a little sick or if it is simply 90 degrees09 Jul 2025 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltkjgk7izk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3ltkdifqd322hyesterday i made the mistake of telling my 5yo i was thinking of cutting my hair short and she flipped out. and today this morning while i was getting ready she burst into the bathroom to tell me my hair is beautiful and not to cut my hair. this feels like a lot of pressure :/09 Jul 2025 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltkdifqd322hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3ltk6nymmwc2othis pause screen ad during a true crime documentary 😙🤌09 Jul 2025 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltk6nymmwc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lswjgeznr22jone thing about me is i can’t help being charmed by graphic tees despite years of cbt interventions01 Jul 2025 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lswjgeznr22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lshy23zyzc2xanother clip i found from an old video i made—this one is about bad roommates26 Jun 2025 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lshy23zyzc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lshq22tbec2qso i was going through my old unlisted videos on my yt account and discovered this rejected final scene i made for “and infomercial for a device that turns things into wes anderson movies”. it’s a rough cut but it still made me laugh25 Jun 2025 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lshq22tbec2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lsaavhpnqk27pinning to remind myself to dress like this occasionally bc i look hot22 Jun 2025 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsaavhpnqk27https://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lsa7ew63r22qi think the biggest change in my sensibilities as a reader now vs when i was a kid is tolerance for lengthy denouement. back then i would feel cheated if it was too short. nowadays if it’s more than a couple pages im like oh my gaaawd who gives a shit just end22 Jun 2025 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsa7ew63r22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lpznhogsxk2mhas twitter changed 😳25 May 2025 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpznhogsxk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lpzmd3ppms2mmy 4yo son yells something to me from across the playground. i cant understand what he’s saying. he repeats it over and over, shouting at the top of his lungs, but i still cant understand. i wave him to come closer. he sprints across the playground and gets right in my face “do anteaters eat ants?”25 May 2025 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpzmd3ppms2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lmifjjxeh22iwhat the fuck10 Apr 2025 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmifjjxeh22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3ll33oq65gc2qexplaining driving to my 6yo me: this pedal is like the a button and this pedal is like the b button23 Mar 2025 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll33oq65gc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lkm7t5hdes2rme: why is six afraid of seven? 6yo: … me: because seven ate six’s best friend!! 6yo: no that’s not why17 Mar 2025 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkm7t5hdes2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lkm2pslpr22ri do this really cool thing where i tap my chest while i sing the theme music from white lotus so it sounds like it does in the show, and you would think my wife would be impressed by how good it sounds but no she hates it17 Mar 2025 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkm2pslpr22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lgyiwid3bs27last friday we surprised our kids with a weekend trip to disney world (a vacation we planned months ago) ngl it felt weird/bad visiting florida given the circumstances, but enjoy some adorable family photos. please, please continue to support trans rights and trans people 🥺30 Jan 2025 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgyiwid3bs27https://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lfngj7rfkk2vamanda palmer’s involvement as a primary source in the new york mag piece on gaiman feels very much like she perhaps does not appreciate her own complicity in keeping a young woman completely financially dependent on an abusive situation, among other things13 Jan 2025 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfngj7rfkk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lfndvjtpcs2vincredible reporting. also shocking and disgusting and truly, truly upsetting https://www.vulture.com/article/neil-gaiman-allegations-controversy-amanda-palmer-sandman-madoc.html13 Jan 2025 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfndvjtpcs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lf4kdd5kzs27organzing my photos and found polaroids i took w our babies when they were still babies i love these so much they’re giving old school family photo album 😭07 Jan 2025 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf4kdd5kzs27https://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lf3o4w5n522ado yall ever look at a display of flavored pistachios and think about how so many delicious pistachios are being wasted to make flavored pistachios :((06 Jan 2025 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf3o4w5n522ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mapes.bsky.social/post/3lernc5otak2x02 Jan 2025 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:256bpxpbe6inei6fx5izvxtx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lernc5otak2x