Software developer but a mediocre one at best. Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always! https://denvercoder.com Co-Founded: https://reactivue.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lg3ayy6wnk2wRIP https://youtu.be/Oxu3pq319r0?si=vV6l6qRSP02PVaZl19 Jan 2025 07:03 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg3ayy6wnk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lfvk6ezf2k2rHere’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.17 Jan 2025 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfvk6ezf2k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lfekywg7gs2uWho wants to invest in my startup. We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy. Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!! I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔10 Jan 2025 06:31 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfekywg7gs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lf27dxoeg2222005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4. 2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.06 Jan 2025 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf27dxoeg222https://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3letd5m4p6s2hMe at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for: ©202403 Jan 2025 09:55 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3letd5m4p6s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3leodbha2m22mI once saw two PhDs arguing about the implications of time travel and the effects of altering the timeline. It was a real pair-a-Docs.01 Jan 2025 10:14 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3leodbha2m22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lentsdofq22mSomething is really bugging me. In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….01 Jan 2025 05:37 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lentsdofq22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3legdbtjw2s2n@tactifail.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you.29 Dec 2024 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3legdbtjw2s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldyao6smic2xTIL: You can add Github Copilot to XCode... (just gonna leave that there)23 Dec 2024 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldyao6smic2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldwl6dg5r22a@jenmsft.bsky.social22 Dec 2024 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldwl6dg5r22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldvxjgfcg22aI talk to so many people in Spanish on apps and in DMs I’m starting to get served ads in Spanish. 😂22 Dec 2024 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldvxjgfcg22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lds3m6fgsc2tGail is a LEGEND!!! gail.com https://gail.com/21 Dec 2024 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lds3m6fgsc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldpiuc5z522kMy wife yelled at me to stop poking her butt and to just look at it. I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.20 Dec 2024 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldpiuc5z522khttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldorsuczq22kI’m sorry if this is patronizing in anyway but this is FIRE. https://youtu.be/KUN5Uf9mObQ?si=vq0cT2nK9rj5rK2S19 Dec 2024 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldorsuczq22khttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldguyrbapc24I tried to get into Ted Lasso… it just didn’t rope me in. 🤷‍♂️16 Dec 2024 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldguyrbapc24https://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldefxevfas2eWhat the hell does Deallay Chemorrow mean? Is that French?15 Dec 2024 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldefxevfas2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldcqhguv3222I usually don’t like “which bathroom” jokes but this one is nice.15 Dec 2024 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldcqhguv3222https://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ldaeausbns2oI just found out why the Dad from “Beetlejuice” wasn’t in the sequel… YIKES.14 Dec 2024 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldaeausbns2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ld5tgluhd22mThe HEIGHT of technology is being stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, texting a neighbor, opening the garage door for them, unlocking the smart lock, and getting more TP without having to get up. This is the future.13 Dec 2024 03:23 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld5tgluhd22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ld5cvgm26s2kWow. Engagement fell off REALLY quick over here. Where’s everyone at?12 Dec 2024 22:27 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld5cvgm26s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3ld4h56q4c22kTell me you live in a small town without telling me you live in a small town.12 Dec 2024 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4h56q4c22khttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lcwxme63a22pThis person on FB that I don’t know asked me how my weekend was and then answered themself almost 9 months later.10 Dec 2024 09:49 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwxme63a22phttps://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lcweh3jod223If I ever meet Rainn Wilson I’m not going to do anything tacky like ask for a picture or autograph. I’ll only ask him if he really fired that bazooka.10 Dec 2024 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcweh3jod223https://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lcwdhv6omc23Wow. Just this week alone I’ve been followed by Johnny Depp and James Hetfield. https://media.tenor.com/6vjzHxepwDkAAAAC/pout-kiss.gif?hh=498&ww=47410 Dec 2024 03:48 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwdhv6omc23https://bsky.app/profile/denvercoder.com/post/3lctn45oivk2mSale for grumpy shopkeepers. BOGO! Buy One Get Out09 Dec 2024 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:26fub2sbdazhzhiw26o7dq3p/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctn45oivk2m