Michigander in Chicago (my heart is in Detroit)https://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3mjwyz5wtk22jDear god these Nikki Glaser ads during my precious baseball games are HARSHING my mellow. If I hear one more daddy joke 🚫🚫🚫🚫20 Apr 2026 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwyz5wtk22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3mj3hzz4wb22aAs a former employee and lifelong sports fan, I am continuously offended by the claim that SportClips is better than sports.09 Apr 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3hzz4wb22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3mi7ujcg7uk2iMe 2 hours ago: the Brewers really should sell Polish Suasage hats Me now: omg the Brewers sell Polish suasage hats29 Mar 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7ujcg7uk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3mi2isrd6fs2tMe, still recovering from my hospitalization, plotting to teleport to Detroit next week27 Mar 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi2isrd6fs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3meogskm3y22kIt’s possible that Justin Verlander returning to the Tigers will in fact heal all my chronic illnesses12 Feb 2026 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3meogskm3y22khttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3mehzej4jic2nCan’t believe that skating team danced to a Backstreet Boys deep cut at the Olympics10 Feb 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehzej4jic2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3mbdmls5vq22aOh we are starting 2026 with a little GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL EM HAY? We may be in for a great year.01 Jan 2026 05:12 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbdmls5vq22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3mbdeffykwc2lDemi lovato, one republic, and Little big town??? Wow ABC, really getting those top names in music01 Jan 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbdeffykwc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3m6d53yuw7222Amon-Ra has the Trump dance curse…23 Nov 2025 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6d53yuw7222https://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3m5a4dln3ws2fSomeone please assure me St. Brown wasn’t doing the Trump dance09 Nov 2025 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5a4dln3ws2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3m4abkxv2kc2eDoes Joe Davis need to go to the optometrist?28 Oct 2025 06:11 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4abkxv2kc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3m4abewrw4s2i“I love pineapple. It’s a great, great fruit.” This is the best banter your broadcast team has got?28 Oct 2025 06:07 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4abewrw4s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3m2twf2bqis2aI have been torturing myself going on Twitter all postseason, why am I not here instead10 Oct 2025 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2twf2bqis2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3m2fqd6pljk2dTell teenage Shan that someday she’ll have a husband who brings her flowers for playoff games 🥰04 Oct 2025 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2fqd6pljk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3ltzomixhkc2rIf Justin Bieber is going to randomly drop a worship song on his album could he please give me a trigger warning? I do not want to lift a name on high!!!15 Jul 2025 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltzomixhkc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lrxith64s22kI know I’m only 3 days Post Op (and on oxy) but I think my surgeon just changed my life.19 Jun 2025 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrxith64s22khttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3ln4rpnuy522uPacking and apartment hunting when you are in a huge flare up is NOT IDEAL. I wish I wish could fast forward two months from now ✨18 Apr 2025 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4rpnuy522uhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lmcqv5p6m225My surgery consultation is finally scheduled!!!! Just gotta hang in there until May 13th and keep the hope! #MALS08 Apr 2025 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmcqv5p6m225https://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3llrztgjz3s2gMy GI doctor moved my appointment up from late June to THIS FRIDAY 🎉🎉🎉 please fix my celiac artery 😫😫01 Apr 2025 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrztgjz3s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lljqwrrurs2nThe good news is that my new blood pressure medication works very well. The bad news is that I haven’t pooped in 4 days (despite being on a 2,600 dollar laxative) 💩29 Mar 2025 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lljqwrrurs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3ll7czwskck2bOne person in this waiting room is watching AI videos extremely loud, the other is having Siri explain what a CT scan is, at an extremely loud volume. Boomers please 😭25 Mar 2025 12:56 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll7czwskck2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lkz2b7rlhk2zI never want to hear that Lady Gaga song again, March Madness23 Mar 2025 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkz2b7rlhk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lknstreqss27“I’d like to apologize for my actions on third base yesterday” is one of the funniest quotes I’ve ever seen.18 Mar 2025 13:51 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lknstreqss27https://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lkeq2vprsc2cI’m sitting on my front porch, and for some reason I am so calmed by the mere sight of a major league ballpark (even if it’s my least favorite team? So odd?14 Mar 2025 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkeq2vprsc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lkdqrkvebs2lThe funniest Kalamazoo Reddit post I’ve ever seen. Their gut was indeed right, bi0chem was in the Reddit14 Mar 2025 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkdqrkvebs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lka2gy2hu22pOh wow Bluesky feels like OG Twitter now that I found my old pals! Hi everyone!! I missed you!13 Mar 2025 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lka2gy2hu22phttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3ljkr77nayk2zHappy Birthday, #Chicago! AND it’s on Paczki Tuesday this year! 🇵🇱🩵♥️ thank you to my husband for waiting outside of Pticeks at 4 AM to ensure I got my annual strawberry and whipped cream!!!04 Mar 2025 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljkr77nayk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3ljb2qq35zc24Is there a reason the air conditioning is on full blast in this red line train on February 28????28 Feb 2025 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljb2qq35zc24https://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lixlokgtzs2sI stand at my counter casually eating pineapple, my POTS:25 Feb 2025 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lixlokgtzs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/shancake.bsky.social/post/3lik72lxgzk2aWhen I say I am experiencing exhaustion after last week, I mean I literally fell asleep on the dang toilet this morning. 😴19 Feb 2025 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:26waa3mz4rmy5pg34qbbed4y/app.bsky.feed.post/3lik72lxgzk2a