The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by its frogs.https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mltredrjkk2vStopped by Barnes & Noble to sign more Head Cleaners after they'd sold out again and they said, "Okay, let's take advantage of this. How about doing an in-store event?" Never read at a B&N (though I worked at one for years) so that's cool. Working on a date, August sometime at the one in San Jose.14 May 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltredrjkk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlt5ap3lp22eMy kid listing all the most dangerous animals on the planet.14 May 2026 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt5ap3lp22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlr4y3mlec25Whenever I give someone an Alice in Chains Jar of Flies CD with the little plastic flies.13 May 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr4y3mlec25https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlqjb5eups2fMy 3-year-old showing me she doesn't need my help stabbing the straw into the juice box.13 May 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqjb5eups2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlloolhplc23Continuing my Loose Movie Rings series with Mickey Rourke in The Rainmaker. Shoulda called a RINGMAKER amirite.11 May 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlloolhplc23https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlgscp4rfs26Heard Tarantino say this has the best opening scene of all time. I'll report back.09 May 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgscp4rfs26https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlefvety5s2tMy publisher sent me Head Cleaner bookplates and bookmarks to send out to booksellers who requested them. They sent me a *ton* of these so if any more bookstores want some just let me know. Check it out. They kinda look like little TVs. And you can watch my handwriting deteriorate in real time.08 May 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlefvety5s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mlbsgn2obs2bEvery office job I've had was torture yet some of my favorite movies look like this.07 May 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbsgn2obs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3ml73sz2tqk2aA new cassette? From a band I like? Made it a different color than the CD? Gives me a reason to dust off the Walkman? I had to get it.06 May 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml73sz2tqk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3ml4lmy63ds2tThis computer gives unsolicited writing advice.05 May 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4lmy63ds2thttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3ml2kgu6nek2cHuge congratulations to Daniel Kraus for just winning the Pulitzer Prize (!!!!!!!) Also these two books are going out of print this month.04 May 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2kgu6nek2chttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkxlm72t3k2uMy sister-in-law got me this thing as a joke so I wouldn't have to touch doorknobs or elevator buttons. Kinda works! Now I just need a thousand more to throw them away after each use.03 May 2026 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxlm72t3k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkvbxtyqsk2qI feel exactly the same.02 May 2026 18:36 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvbxtyqsk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mksqejk3rk2z"Wildcattin' was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular." (but don't worry there's a glossary in the back)01 May 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksqejk3rk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkq3y3kfyk2zthis car hasn't finished rendering30 Apr 2026 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkq3y3kfyk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkodzhjhjk2gPlay the five tones.30 Apr 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkodzhjhjk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mknk3i4w5c2nRevising.29 Apr 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknk3i4w5c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkiw4xm4e22dStudios when they hear my Head Cleaner movie pitch.27 Apr 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiw4xm4e22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkihiaw53c2nHow does this happen.27 Apr 2026 16:11 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkihiaw53c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkfxqointc24From the director of Lethal Weapon it's The Banana Splits! Murtaugh: "I'm too high for this shit."26 Apr 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfxqointc24https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkdicnxm322yShallow Ends THE SHOW is still hanging on. At least it's not a "no" yet? Here are some before and after shots from a crude pitch video.25 Apr 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdicnxm322yhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mkb2fuiepk2pSaw this on the beach today. Wooden satellite dish? Flying fish catcher? Crabapult?24 Apr 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkb2fuiepk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mk6hkxmi2s2yI made this for you.23 Apr 2026 16:45 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6hkxmi2s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mk4adhntr22sAll the sun-bleached movie posters in the window at this record store really pinpoint a time when they still bothered with movie posters.22 Apr 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4adhntr22shttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mjzi7gj6622nI found the monster! Look out above your — oh wait, that's the boom mic. [Blood Beach, 1980]21 Apr 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzi7gj6622nhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mjx4yzur5c2jWhen a reviewer says my attempts at humor ruined the book.20 Apr 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjx4yzur5c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mjslwreilk24I never knew what was on the cover of this. Would it surprise you to know it was a bridge? Look it's a little teeny person.18 Apr 2026 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjslwreilk24https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mjrxjw2u7c22I would have checked out Patriot a lot sooner if someone would have told me it features a Benchmade 940.18 Apr 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrxjw2u7c22