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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by its frogs.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social</link><title>@spiderfrog.bsky.social - david james keaton</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mu5q2bcgkk26</link><description>Killer taglines on these books.</description><pubDate>28 Aug 2026 15:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5q2bcgkk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mu36u4y35k23</link><description>&#34;If you&#39;re not going to make any friends you need to have a hobby.&#34;</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 15:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:27nat7oaa3kk7umaosewfcsv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu36u4y35k23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/spiderfrog.bsky.social/post/3mtyrjaf7js2u</link><description>Today dog poop got tracked all over the floors of our house. 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