From 1982 to 2001 TV's Larry King wrote a newspaper column consisting of random thoughts separated by ellipses. It was awful. It was beautiful. I like to think that in the twilight between death and rebirth he's still doing it. I'm @billbarol.bsky.social.https://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lq6k3r5ddk2a...Afternoon, gang! Fun fact: The late Ralph Bunche lived entirely on Corn Chex. He was crazy for the stuff...27 May 2025 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq6k3r5ddk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3loi4cyhzi22r...Fun facts about showbiz greats: Elaine Stritch once knocked out Marvin Hagler with a right-hand lead. He never saw it coming...06 May 2025 05:05 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3loi4cyhzi22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lo2glucmx225...As far as I'm concerned, and this is just my opinion, people shouldn't commit ritual murder for profit...30 Apr 2025 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo2glucmx225https://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lndyesvp4c2n...I don't care what anybody says, those styrofoam packing peanuts are practically useless as an instrument of self-defense...21 Apr 2025 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndyesvp4c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3ln5724wge22w...To some, Joe Valachi was a cold-blooded killer. But to me he was just my kids' "Violent Uncle Joe"...19 Apr 2025 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln5724wge22whttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lmxu5bgxx22k...I miss the days when you could get a guy smacked around on one day's notice. Now I'm told you have to reserve weeks in advance...17 Apr 2025 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxu5bgxx22khttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lmv62rrzfs2m...A lot of people don't know this, but my old pal Bob Goulet fought with the Shining Path guerillas under the name "El Souffle Grande"...15 Apr 2025 22:51 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmv62rrzfs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lmsfg73gbs27....I've always been an insomniac, gang. At least since the night I accidentally backed into Dr. Phil in the schvitz at The Friars...14 Apr 2025 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmsfg73gbs27https://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lml52swumc2g...Drove all the way to Long Beach for TED, gang. Then I found out it has nothing to do with my friend Ted Knight. It's a long drive back...11 Apr 2025 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lml52swumc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lmijoohwxc2l...Monday I'll be talking to Dr. Phil Lazaro, author of "How To Lose Weight In The Coming Global Depression." It's a great read...10 Apr 2025 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmijoohwxc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lmfok5jibk2r...Gotta be honest -- I don't care for Egyptians or Shriners, but I look incredibly good in a fez. It just flatters me, that's all...09 Apr 2025 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmfok5jibk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lmd5rdu7ck22...Correction, gang, and apologies: Steve Buscemi wasn't the original bass player for Cameo. It was the Dazz Band...08 Apr 2025 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmd5rdu7ck22https://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lmb363y6hc23...Betcha didn't know: My old pal Steve Buscemi was the original bass player for Cameo...07 Apr 2025 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmb363y6hc23https://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lm6bro2gcs2s...If you're looking for a hydraulic device to drive fasteners into drywall, it's hard to beat a nail gun...06 Apr 2025 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm6bro2gcs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3llrmah7jik2m...Keep your Viagra, gang. When I want to romance my lovely wife Shawn, all I need is a sixer of Red Bull and an aluminum stepladder...01 Apr 2025 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrmah7jik2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3llascp65fc2f...The kids call it "going off the grid," but in my day it was plain old "passing out under Vic Damone's pool table for three days"...26 Mar 2025 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3llascp65fc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lkzh3vesic2e...This food truck craze is nothing new, gang. My pal Joyce Van Patten had one back in the '70s. But all it sold was Malort shots. It was a bad, bad idea...23 Mar 2025 04:53 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkzh3vesic2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lktj4hyaqk2l...I once asked Phil Jackson why he used to dog it downcourt when he was a player. He gave me a suspender wedgie I can still feel...20 Mar 2025 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lktj4hyaqk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lkqoow4mjs2n...I never cared for Mother Teresa. We had history. Don't ask...19 Mar 2025 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkqoow4mjs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lkofd3qbv22k...Tonight on Live it's the new duo of Daryl Hall & Joyce Carol Oates. This one's a bad, bad idea...18 Mar 2025 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkofd3qbv22khttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lkmmmi7zxc2r...People say club soda is good for getting out tough stains. You know what also works? An old man's bitter tears...18 Mar 2025 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkmmmi7zxc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lkls6q6d522n...It's my two cents: It'd be tough to live as a slave under a race of super-intelligent cyborgs. Especially if they had laser eyes...17 Mar 2025 18:34 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkls6q6d522nhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lkkhm4rlas2p…Great show coming on Monday! I'll be talking to Sheriff Joe Arpaio about his next move, and it may surprise you. (One-word hint: Branson!)…17 Mar 2025 05:52 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkkhm4rlas2phttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lkaa7lgec22e...Betcha didn't know: My pal Bob Goulet set the international land speed record at Bonneville Salt Flats when he was 71...13 Mar 2025 04:13 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkaa7lgec22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lk4j4xksd22l...Next week: Monday, it's Former Treasury Secretary Bob Rubin on the seven best places to keep large quantities of cash in your home...11 Mar 2025 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk4j4xksd22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lk4igfq53s2q...Hey, gang: Don't believe the hype -- It is NEVER a good idea to taunt the larger predatory birds, your hawks and falcons and so forth...11 Mar 2025 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk4igfq53s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3ljqfdgzsbs2t...If there's ever been a more profoundly meaningful musical composition than The Floaters' "Float On," you'd have to tell me what it is...06 Mar 2025 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqfdgzsbs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3ljl6rjbeuk2v...Join us on Larry King Live for post-State of the Union analysis, gang! My guests will be Wolf Blitzer, John King, Donna Brazile, Julie Budd, Sandy Baron, and the Bobby Berosini chimps...04 Mar 2025 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljl6rjbeuk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrykingcolumn.bsky.social/post/3lj6iuq5urk2j...I had Jean-Paul Sartre on my radio show in '78, but under the impression that he was a celebrity chef. Bad, bad show...27 Feb 2025 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:2a2qcgeb7s5gho75zgrdnibr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj6iuq5urk2j