Comedian, Writer, Facial Hair Connoisseur, Batman aficionado, Social Media Manager, and Oxford comma supporter. https://linktr.ee/KyleDodsonFunnyhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3mqv2d4peys2oA man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "I'm sorry, but you have Lou Gehrig's disease." The man breaks down in tears, "but Doctor, I am Lou Gehrig."18 Jul 2026 00:51 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqv2d4peys2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3mqsd4j7w422j"Very nice. Now let's see Dick Whitman's card."16 Jul 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsd4j7w422jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3mqre6qxll22a*standing on the Project Runway stage next to a naked man in a monocle and top hat holding a cane* Heidi Klum: "and you inspiration was-" me: "Mr. Peanut. Yes."16 Jul 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqre6qxll22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3mqqh7linfc2fIt's not technically Gatorade if it isn't brewed in the Gainesville region of Florida.16 Jul 2026 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqqh7linfc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3mphyzlusvc2e*hr giger painstakingly designing the grossest winamp skin you've ever seen*30 Jun 2026 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphyzlusvc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3mp7bvons6k27Tossed Salad and Scrambled Brains26 Jun 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7bvons6k27https://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m7vfomjhpc2eLeaving these out for Santa13 Dec 2025 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7vfomjhpc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m6nikdjlrc2wHappy "Going for a Walk with your Cousin" Day!27 Nov 2025 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6nikdjlrc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m6dmvkiqz22m"They dropped a house on my sister, so yeah, I'm beginning to think I'm back." - John Wicked24 Nov 2025 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6dmvkiqz22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m65qppmui22t"No I'm hearing this for the first time. A house, really? Which witch? The Wicked witch?"21 Nov 2025 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m65qppmui22thttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m5cq4f7fps22Kim Davis when the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage10 Nov 2025 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5cq4f7fps22https://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m5btdaybes2zThe Democrats remind me of this guy in college who decided to not have sex (totally fine) but over a myriad of other options, he chose to drive home drunk.10 Nov 2025 14:26 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5btdaybes2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m52paqis7k2207 Nov 2025 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m52paqis7k22https://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m4jfo6lgyk2bI hate sports Halloween. What do you mean you're Jordan Hudson's sonogram from the 2000 Patriots season?31 Oct 2025 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4jfo6lgyk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m3w6jvqvi22anobody: robotic voice in a RUSH song: "░S░U░B░D░I░V░I░S░I░O░N░S░"24 Oct 2025 05:50 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3w6jvqvi22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m3vd3j3ea222oh no they gave Stretch Armstrong fuck boi tattoo!!23 Oct 2025 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vd3j3ea222https://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m34eh6tqzc2lIt's like saying PIN Number or ATM Machine, or BTK Killer13 Oct 2025 23:26 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m34eh6tqzc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m2u2ee5yqs2zHey friends, looking for some extra freelance work for the end of the year. Willing to work within your budget. Can provide my portfolio. DM me if you need any of the following: 🎨 Graphic Design ✅ Show Posters ✅ Logos ✅ Twitch/YouTube Overlays ✅ Pitch Decks 🧵 1/310 Oct 2025 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2u2ee5yqs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3m2c6z5bzws2mMy wife said "beheading?! you'd better be heading out the door!"03 Oct 2025 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2c6z5bzws2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3lxql4dz5ps2qme to a founding father: "look, I'll explain what this weird device is in a second, just tell me if you hear 'yanny' or 'laurel.'"01 Sep 2025 02:38 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxql4dz5ps2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3lxhknznwhk2ncall me fortunato because of how bricked up I am28 Aug 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxhknznwhk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3ltnu752gbk22Superman deleted scene11 Jul 2025 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltnu752gbk22https://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3ltnirurr7k2cremembering Kilson from The Dark Knight10 Jul 2025 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltnirurr7k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3ltbdmwqaw22mDarth Vader. Willy Wonka. The Grinch. Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.06 Jul 2025 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltbdmwqaw22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3lt6liwggp22ba controversial opinion, but one I stand by05 Jul 2025 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt6liwggp22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3lshgpuaxmc27me cleaning out a closet25 Jun 2025 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lshgpuaxmc27https://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3ls3lmyr4ik2owait, he's Gigli?!? I always thought she was Gigli!21 Jun 2025 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls3lmyr4ik2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3ls2ulnnlw225made this to send in a group chat and honestly it's funnier without the context20 Jun 2025 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls2ulnnlw225https://bsky.app/profile/kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social/post/3ls2cgichds2xTrump "there are too many days off" Buddy when you die I'm taking the entire week off20 Jun 2025 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:2bdgmdmrl2lpssadma7oj44s/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls2cgichds2x