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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Writing/Editing: @inlander.com&#xA;Podcasting: @everyoneiswrongpod.bsky.social&#xA;Music: @usury.bsky.social</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social</link><title>@sethsommerfeld.bsky.social - Seth Sommerfeld</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3mvjlubr3yc2b</link><description>*whispers*&#xA;&#xA;The actual best case scenario for the Broncos franchise this season is that Bo Nix sucks so bad that the team doesn’t consider resigning him to a franchise-crippling contract.</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 02:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2bv7k45xe4vzekmlvog4ukr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjlubr3yc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3mvjlnh5gns2b</link><description>It’s just a matter of time until every other Broncos fan realizes I’ve always been right about Bo Nix…</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 02:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2bv7k45xe4vzekmlvog4ukr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjlnh5gns2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3mvjlhhfmxc2b</link><description>Year 3 of every expert saying the Broncos have the best offensive line and elite offensive coaches… resulting in a trash fire of a rushing game.</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 02:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2bv7k45xe4vzekmlvog4ukr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjlhhfmxc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3mvjiibsbqc2j</link><description>The chances that Sean Payton takes back play calling at halftime is not 0%.</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 01:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2bv7k45xe4vzekmlvog4ukr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjiibsbqc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3mvjhegm36c23</link><description>Patrick “Riley Leonard” Mahomes</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 01:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2bv7k45xe4vzekmlvog4ukr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjhegm36c23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3mvgmxfwtbc2v</link><description>So the concept of this ad is that Kylie Kelce - 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For no good reason?&#xA;&#xA;I wrote about the Seahawks having the motivational fuel of being an all-time disrespected defending champion. https://www.inlander.com/culture/after-a-dominating-super-bowl-win-the-seattle-seahawks-have-been-treated-like-an-afterthought/article_532c6775-2435-4f75-be4f-9da09e9659b3.html</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 22:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2bv7k45xe4vzekmlvog4ukr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4kba5zzc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3mv4fvpxtzs2p</link><description>I already know I&#39;m gonna enjoy Nikki Glaser&#39;s Golden Globes bit about Obsession&#39;s Freaky Nikki.</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 20:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2bv7k45xe4vzekmlvog4ukr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4fvpxtzs2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3mv2zls7wb223</link><description>BEN SHELTON 🇺🇸👀🇺🇸</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 07:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2bv7k45xe4vzekmlvog4ukr6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2zls7wb223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sethsommerfeld.bsky.social/post/3muzr3m73ac2u</link><description>The Seahawks kick off the NFL season tomorrow. 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