Pretty, witty, gay. linktr.ee/simanoffhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3mjow33bin224There is no I in “team,” but there is one in “sunrise.”17 Apr 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjow33bin224https://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3minbatj2cc27Me: You know what would have been ironic? Hubs: What? Me: If we had eloped to Madrid to get married. Hubs: Why? Me: 🎶 It’s like Spain on our wedding day … Hubs: (Googles “divorce attorneys.”)04 Apr 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3minbatj2cc27https://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3mhciflphuk2pWhen does Walgreens put the St. Patrick’s Day candy on sale?18 Mar 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhciflphuk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3mh2rmebmzs22Well done, Publix. Well done.15 Mar 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2rmebmzs22https://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3md65kp3cjs2bComing soon: - Board of Plenty - Board of Truth - Board of Love24 Jan 2026 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3md65kp3cjs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3md5deyakdk2iI will not squabble this opportunity to condone myself with professionalism. #dragrace24 Jan 2026 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3md5deyakdk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3mccx4f5en223Is this a Wicked For Good tie-in?13 Jan 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mccx4f5en223https://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m7uq7k6d7226Top 1,000. This should come as a surprise to no one.13 Dec 2025 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7uq7k6d7226https://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m6u225cqec2iMe: I’d like an in-room safe. Hyatt Place:30 Nov 2025 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6u225cqec2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m6ewpcq3xk2cA foggy morning.24 Nov 2025 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6ewpcq3xk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m6anycfvs223The fortune cookie told me so. #simpsons22 Nov 2025 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6anycfvs223https://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m5tcmyjq7k2cBayshore, sunrise.17 Nov 2025 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5tcmyjq7k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m42qjhmbrs2pPop .. six … squish … uh-uh … OMG IT’S REAL! … Lipschitz26 Oct 2025 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m42qjhmbrs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m3aarv27v22yLinus, channeling Martha Stewart: “I want to focus on my rubber ball.”15 Oct 2025 12:31 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3aarv27v22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m2ffs3myt22bAnother golden morning in Tampa.04 Oct 2025 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2ffs3myt22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3m25hl7gyhc2mA morning view.01 Oct 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m25hl7gyhc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lzgosdcjb22yBayshore just before sunrise.22 Sep 2025 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzgosdcjb22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lze3dfnaqc2gIt takes several minutes for the light of the sun to reach the earth, but just a few seconds to take a photo and post it.21 Sep 2025 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lze3dfnaqc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lyzuc3os6s2wA happy accident! I moved my camera while taking a long exposure photo. This is downtown Tampa before sunrise as seen from Bayshore.17 Sep 2025 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyzuc3os6s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lytgdvsbts2wAt Grammarly HQ: Marketer 1: "Our Evernotification is nearly complete. How do we show longtime users that we only care about enterprise sales now?" Marketer 2: "Pop-up boxes to shill marketing assets." M1: "Will they block the screen?" M2: "Of course!" M1: "Perfect!"14 Sep 2025 23:16 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lytgdvsbts2whttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lybe75edf227If there’s a better place to see a film than the Tampa Theatre, I haven’t been there. No one has. There is no better place to see a film than here.07 Sep 2025 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lybe75edf227https://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lxs3hcx6j22wToto, I have a feeling we’re not on Bayshore anymore. Good morning from Charleston.01 Sep 2025 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxs3hcx6j22whttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lxiu7r7ohc2sThe award for the worst idiomatic range phrase goes to …29 Aug 2025 01:00 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxiu7r7ohc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lx5snmtzec2fI call this photo "I shoulda checked the rain forecast before heading to Bayshore this morning."24 Aug 2025 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx5snmtzec2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lwk3323gdk2bIt exists! Just a letter off.16 Aug 2025 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwk3323gdk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lwjneeu7722fViews from Bayshore this morning: Jupiter and Venus before sunrise, and orange cotton clouds over the Ritz-Carlton.16 Aug 2025 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwjneeu7722fhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lwhv2giji22qProof that senior dogs can still have puppy dog eyes.15 Aug 2025 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwhv2giji22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lwebuxx7qs2sYoink! Here are the words and phrases I've stolen from the Simpsons and use in everyday conversation. https://dailydave.com/posts/entertainment/dohcabulary-daves-10-simpsonsisms/14 Aug 2025 11:56 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwebuxx7qs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lvy5ynv7zk22More early morning sights on Bayshore: Jupiter and Venus in the sky before dawn, and the first streaks of sunlight.09 Aug 2025 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvy5ynv7zk22https://bsky.app/profile/simanoff.bsky.social/post/3lvtg3t7wuk2eUm, Walgreens …07 Aug 2025 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:2ceyjbyte33gh4rxianl2tz2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvtg3t7wuk2e