I'm sorry for everything.https://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3khm2hpn5ga2vDetective Ruthe: I'm sorry I just always find it so awkward when we're interrogating someone we already know is guilty and have all the evidence we need. It's just so cringe when you deny it but I'll try to stop putting my fingers in my ears.28 Dec 2023 11:20 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3khm2hpn5ga2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3khevq53pl624I have a feeling my dog is my grandmother reincarnated but please don't tell her because she doesn't believe in that stuff.25 Dec 2023 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3khevq53pl624https://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3khenpwr2sf2oThis morning after only about 3-4 hours sleep and drunk only with tiredness I walked into the living room in a daze and looked at the big "north pole" box in the living room and said, "Look kids! Santa came last night, in that box!". #SleepPlease25 Dec 2023 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3khenpwr2sf2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kgmitg45db2iJust found out that there's milk in chocolate milkshakes. Absolutely disgusted.15 Dec 2023 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgmitg45db2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kgjuyugq6727There's nothing freakier than the sound of footsteps on the ceiling from the neighbours upstairs when you live in a bungalow.14 Dec 2023 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgjuyugq6727https://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kgjtb5hbr22lSome people are afraid of aliens but maybe Benedict Cumberbatch has come in peace.14 Dec 2023 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgjtb5hbr22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kgjns5zkdb2lShameful. We shouldn't even need a trolley that size.14 Dec 2023 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgjns5zkdb2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kgjnkdbvik2b'tis the season to worry about photosensitive epilepsy.14 Dec 2023 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgjnkdbvik2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kgjng23chr2mThat's gotta be a new record for the longest amount of time to keep something in your arse.14 Dec 2023 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgjng23chr2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kfvccfj5nd2r"You looked so sad walking all the way with your head down." Yeah, I'm determined not to lose the seasonal Squid Game, "Leaf or shit?".06 Dec 2023 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfvccfj5nd2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kfiqn6aewp2wEver been so tired you accidentally went to drink a candle? Me neither but it's very spicy.01 Dec 2023 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfiqn6aewp2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kfiorvl7cp2d7yo nephew: I was allowed to say the C word in school today. Me: omg Him: Christmas.01 Dec 2023 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfiorvl7cp2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kfbqqomnlr2dThinking of starting my own Cuntry. "You mean Country..." No, I'm inviting you.28 Nov 2023 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfbqqomnlr2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3keywc3ov7t2d"If you're a fan of Stardew Valley you should play this new game." But I'm a fan of Stardew Valley. I want to play Stardew Valley...25 Nov 2023 09:55 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3keywc3ov7t2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kesgscznfd2aYeah, I'll just walk over there now.22 Nov 2023 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kesgscznfd2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kesgnnalhe2w"I love shooting stars!" Me too and sometimes I'm sure I've got them.22 Nov 2023 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kesgnnalhe2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kesgfvvq2u2wDoctor, I'm still having the same nightmare that I'm on Taskmaster. "Tell me how that makes you feel but when I blow the whistle move seats and speak in a different accent."22 Nov 2023 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kesgfvvq2u2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kefm3ngki22eHave just been made aware of this and am shocked and disgusted. So hateful. I hope enough decent people feel compelled to voice their opinion to the Woodford Dolmen Hotel in Carlow or at the very least, avoid.17 Nov 2023 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kefm3ngki22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kdyab4lvb22qI have good days and bad days. Some days I feel weak but the other day I ripped open a metal heater with my bare hands to rescue a joint that had fallen through the top cover. So yeah, I'm Hulk strong for green.12 Nov 2023 09:55 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdyab4lvb22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kdy7c7t5dt2gYeah having seizures sucks but my milkshakes are great.12 Nov 2023 09:38 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdy7c7t5dt2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kdjcxucj5j2sJust transferred from a different school.06 Nov 2023 11:34 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdjcxucj5j2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ruthephoenix.bsky.social/post/3kdjcnh4ne627I started a forest fire.06 Nov 2023 11:28 +0000at://did:plc:2ezhudlpta7uy3qvohfigamb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdjcnh4ne627