Former toddler/teenager/teacher/writer/[redacteder], current musician/photographer/old guy. The guy under the Hair. @BodyofBreen@mastodon.worldhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3muikwelqi226Go to: Settings > General > Language & Region Change Region to Canada And the Lake America bullshit goes away.01 Sep 2026 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3muikwelqi226https://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3mtwsn2w2ak2sTheme by yours truly. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwsn2w2ak2shttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3moxyqzhcxs27I’m a fan. You should be too. You won’t be sorry for subscribing to Philip Michaels’ Get Your Phil. get-your-phil-newsletter-ccdfef.beehiiv.com and Lisa Schmeiser’s Notes from the Economy Class. notes-from-economy-class.beehiiv.com23 Jun 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3moxyqzhcxs27https://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3mo4ij6si3s24Greatest Donkey Kong ever.12 Jun 2026 19:38 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4ij6si3s24https://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3mnser5xofa3xWhoops. Crossposted with @openvibe.social08 Jun 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnser5xofa3xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3mihmuvv3fs2lEveryone else seems to be sharing their thoughts about Apple’s 50th anniversary, why not me? https://chrisbreen.com/words/2026/4/1/my-turn-apple-at-5001 Apr 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihmuvv3fs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3mhywcxaf7c2jWhat with runaway inflation and this development, many may prefer to use dollar bills in lieu of toilet paper.27 Mar 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhywcxaf7c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3mgdjjjswa22oTake cover, dogs of South Dakota! #TheresAKillerOnTheLoose05 Mar 2026 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdjjjswa22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3mcjfumc6ts2dWhile Rome burns16 Jan 2026 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcjfumc6ts2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m7idw2phsr27Let me suggest that it isn’t just students, dear headline writer.08 Dec 2025 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7idw2phsr27https://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m7b6pwnu232lI know I’m late to the party when I say the French spy series, The Bureau, is a wonderful watch. One of the best things I’ve seen this year.05 Dec 2025 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7b6pwnu232lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m5n56nwe6q2qI don’t want to brag or anything, but unlike the president, I’m not mentioned anywhere in the Epstein files.15 Nov 2025 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5n56nwe6q2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m5ajb7rlxt2jNot another nickel to the Democrats. FU ACT BLUE10 Nov 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5ajb7rlxt2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m4tyukfffp2oMan oh man, whoever rigged these elections did a hell of a job.05 Nov 2025 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4tyukfffp2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m4sx3jttzs2jCelebrating a very important death today. Andrew Cuomo’s political future. Wait, what were you thinking?04 Nov 2025 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4sx3jttzs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m3iy5qigrc2tBig turnout in Santa Cruz #NoKings18 Oct 2025 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3iy5qigrc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m3cyuhrhk62aIs “ACTUALLY, I HATE WHAT AMERICA HAS BECOME” too long for a sign?16 Oct 2025 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3cyuhrhk62ahttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m2sm4dqnud24Look, just release the Epstein files already. We’re well past the point where Trump’s “Yeah, so? What are you gonna do about it?” response will cause a ripple in the GOP. At this point Johnson and Thune will demand a National Pedophiles Day.10 Oct 2025 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2sm4dqnud24https://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3m2ktmvt42l2wIf I’m reading this correctly, Republican leaders prefer to keep the government shut down because the President is a pedophile. Seems like that deserves a headline or two.07 Oct 2025 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2ktmvt42l2whttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lzhmvd6ipr2qAwaiting the “Okay okay, Kimmel’s back. How about we put this whole Unsubscribe thing behind us, eh?” email from Disney. Followed by multiple emails dropping the price lower, lower, oh my god so low.23 Sep 2025 00:06 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhmvd6ipr2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lz4wqaykdl2dSending a message. Buh bye Disney/Hulu18 Sep 2025 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz4wqaykdl2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lyvgprebre2hThe Apple User Guides for 26: iPhone User Guide: https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/welcome/ios Apple Watch User Guide: https://support.apple.com/guide/watch/welcome/watchos iPad User Guide: https://support.apple.com/guide/ipad/welcome/ipados Mac User Guide: https://support.apple.com/guide/mac-help/welcome/mac15 Sep 2025 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyvgprebre2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lynjxepbwe27Wait, you mean it was some bro dipshit and not Joe Biden, George Soros, and Hillary Clinton acting as one? #KnockMeOverWithAFeather12 Sep 2025 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lynjxepbwe27https://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lxxeuvt3j52yI never considered that “Forward, Back To The Middle Ages” could be a viable Republican platform. #ConsiderMeWrong03 Sep 2025 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxxeuvt3j52yhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lxlgp3skvz2qAsking for a nation of friends.30 Aug 2025 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxlgp3skvz2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lwtoskkct42xIt’s a little late for disgruntled Trump voters to protest, “Waiter, there’s Hitler in this soup. I definitely ordered the Mussolini.”20 Aug 2025 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwtoskkct42xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lwq4gsc7oj2wWarm clear night19 Aug 2025 04:50 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwq4gsc7oj2whttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lvsy7rexxk2iTo complement Apple’s Hard to Swallow week, look for Cafe Macs to offer Gristle Pie and Fatty Fatback to employees who just aren’t quite fed up enough.07 Aug 2025 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvsy7rexxk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bodyofbreen.bsky.social/post/3lupxuenr2y2eDie! Tesla! Die! Summer edition24 Jul 2025 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:2fdvxd5jgo3akyyn7aw3byol/app.bsky.feed.post/3lupxuenr2y2e