Sponsored by Fulano y Menganohttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3m25m424uhs2fEveryone in this jury duty waiting room is so lucky I’m aware that yelling out of boredom is not a socially acceptable task to do Instead I will continue to quietly giggle for 0.03 seconds before I realize I can hear myself01 Oct 2025 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m25m424uhs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lwc5laiuwk2oI wonder if my boss has ever listened to “Pretty Hurts”13 Aug 2025 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwc5laiuwk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lvfbmpe7ss2gI worked out Had to tell someone to know it was real02 Aug 2025 03:59 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvfbmpe7ss2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lunft64xos2xI don’t remember if I read or watched Good Charlotte but I need to run that experience back If Dakota Fanning was in it I maaaay have watched it but the only spider i remember is from James and the Giant Peach I can google but I know I’ll forget my mission as soon as I swipe out of this app23 Jul 2025 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lunft64xos2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3luklzgvtkc23I keep having nightmares about the Rutgers bus system in Livi and College ave even though I graduated 3 years ago22 Jul 2025 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3luklzgvtkc23https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lu4fhkhl3225Nobody in the world can calculate how badly I need a toasted sesame bagel with an overflowing amount of cream cheese16 Jul 2025 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu4fhkhl3225https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lu3r6tpdcc25Why do all pack of socks legally require me to unravel 90% of said socks in order to get them out of the packaging16 Jul 2025 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu3r6tpdcc25https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lt6kisp73s22The We Belong Together music video (Mariah Carey) used to make me cry when it came out05 Jul 2025 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt6kisp73s22https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lt66ayoof224I need to be love bombed for 2 days I don’t ask for much04 Jul 2025 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt66ayoof224https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lt34gm3dcs2hJust got my period so I wiiiiill be enjoying 5-10 delicious meals today and tomorrow03 Jul 2025 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt34gm3dcs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lsziwckbjs2wCurrently in real life Jurassic Park (I just stole Chihuahua’s toy, squeaked it, and hid it under my belly as I lay on top of it and she is now sniffing all around me and scratching for me to get up)03 Jul 2025 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsziwckbjs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lss2lpbuek2rThe way Austin speaks makes me want to kms30 Jun 2025 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lss2lpbuek2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lsluogckuk2wI could change the vibe of the entire house by not saying good morning within the first millisecond27 Jun 2025 14:40 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsluogckuk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lshf6e4ejk2iToday is sooooo Thursday25 Jun 2025 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lshf6e4ejk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lsgualiidc25Watching Love Island is gonna be the death of my TV cause I accidentally react like their Fiji bugs are landing on my TV25 Jun 2025 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsgualiidc25https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lsd7nij3fc22I want a hotdog with sesame seeds24 Jun 2025 04:02 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsd7nij3fc22https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lsc4znog322cCan someone explain The Devil Wear Prada to me like I’m 5 Looove the movie & understand Anne Hathaway left her people for her job, but I don’t understand how Maryl Streep is the “villain” Also if Emily blunt wasn’t gonna go why is it bad that Anne went when they’re not besties?someone had to go no?23 Jun 2025 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsc4znog322chttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3ls2ljyngy22pI was just in a meeting and had shared my screen but forgot to stop so they saw I immediately went to look at next weeks ShopRite circular once I was done talking20 Jun 2025 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls2ljyngy22phttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lry4npkskk27I age 20 years each time I have to do these hour long harassment training courses19 Jun 2025 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lry4npkskk27https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lrw4abpzxc2dGetting frozen yogurt w my sisters and my god sister and I just knoooow my oldest sister will “forget” her wallet18 Jun 2025 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrw4abpzxc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lrt2otkdo225I just had detail-after-detail crazy Deja vu for a good 15 seconds17 Jun 2025 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrt2otkdo225https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lrsruvgxwc2lMy boss looks like she’s mad at me17 Jun 2025 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrsruvgxwc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lrc27qudhc23“Subsitute” 😔 3 Ts seemed excessive [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jun 2025 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrc27qudhc23https://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lr756cd3t22w“1 thing” is so good that even with those issues, I still loved the tiny desk performance What can I say? I’m biased and easy to please09 Jun 2025 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr756cd3t22whttps://bsky.app/profile/qusiq.bsky.social/post/3lqvgfofais2xAbout to eat Mrs.T’s pierogies with panko breaded chicken breast and gravy Tonight is gonna be a movie05 Jun 2025 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:2fy5rl26e2p2dxalsr67outt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvgfofais2x