SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency. Dogs owned: 2https://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkyh5n4xrs2fGetting married in a month, working at a law firm on the already-settled Exxon Valdez case. On the Exxon side. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyh5n4xrs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mky5csm6ck2l [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mky5csm6ck2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkxvj3l7u225It’s the last day of the Max Fun Drive. If I get 450 new contributions (memberships, upgrades, boosts) to Depresh Mode, I can make a limited series called Your Best Life In Hell. It’s a plan to preserve/improve your mental health in a socio-political world gone bananas. We have 425 so far…03 May 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxvj3l7u225https://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkxs24zdfc2b [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxs24zdfc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkxooyasqs2a [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxooyasqs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkxjd2w7hs2aAs we hit 421 new contributions and actually kind of marvel at the accuracy of our goal-setting, let’s stay in Los Angeles for an update on how many to go but bring in some Minnesota too and diverge from the NBA. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxjd2w7hs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkxhv56jsc2aWhen I worked for a large organization, I would sometimes go to the movies in the afternoon. Felt subversive and sneaky. Guilty. Even though it was fine, got my work done, no one would’ve cared. In nearly 6 years of self-employment, I haven’t gone to the afternoon movies once.03 May 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxhv56jsc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkxhj6qte22aHELL YES. Thank you! This means we’re at the most Magic Johnson to go! [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxhj6qte22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkxcrff6wc2aMy favorite SNL sketch is This One Person Behaves In A Socially Aberrant Manner.03 May 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxcrff6wc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkxaa2awjk2aWe’re so close to our goal of 450 that the greatest center of all time can tell us how close we are. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxaa2awjk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkw3e3euok2tOh my god Widow’s Bay on Apple TV. So funny. Matthew Rhys, Stephen Root, Kate O’Flynn who I’d never seen before. Recommended.03 May 2026 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw3e3euok2thttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkvymy6fxc2mME: It’s too early to get another foster dog. NACHO:03 May 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvymy6fxc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkvmgfewes2bShh, Sally’s on the (ph/b)one.02 May 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvmgfewes2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkvhdwofps2bHoreau’s favorite place.02 May 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvhdwofps2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkvfs7ulfc2bWhomst among you can build me a pretty simple but good personal/professional website that is easy for me to maintain and update? How long would it take and what would it cost? I have so very much work to do, that is not in my skill set, and I haven’t the time to learn. johnmoecontact at gmail.02 May 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvfs7ulfc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkve2xfzwk2bAuto parts store in Eagan, MN. Guy who helps me: - Older guy - Little grouchy - Camo ball cap - Moves kinda slow, at this a while In other words, auto parts store guy straight out of the catalog. But are you ready for the twist? British accent! It’s an amazing world. I’m glad we’re in it.02 May 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkve2xfzwk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkvc3bbs3c2mSikma handing off to Wes Unseld for an update because we got two more! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvc3bbs3c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkvb6nebrs2mThey contain nudity and cigarettes.02 May 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvb6nebrs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkvarbzuq22mNEW UPDATE: We’re at 407 new contributions toward our goal of 450 where we can make our limited series YOUR BEST LIFE IN HELL. How many does that leave us still to go, Jack Sikma With a Perm? [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvarbzuq22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkv4c4oad22pHard to believe Spirit Airlines guiding principle of repellent awfulness was not enough to save it.02 May 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv4c4oad22phttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkuyoxdutk2pHoly shit, can’t Gen X have anything?? Without it being co-opted for some other generation’s navel-gazing emo self-fulfillment quest??? It’s bad enough that society always skips from boomers to millennials, now these jerks are feasting on what little we still have? YOU WANT CITIZEN DICK TOO?!?! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuyoxdutk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkuvclyhls2jAs of last night, we were at 61 contributions to go! So close! I will try to get some updates from @maximumfun.org this weekend, though I think those folks might be having well-deserved rests. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuvclyhls2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnmoe.bsky.social/post/3mkuv3hfqck2jEXTENSION: You now have this weekend as your final chance to join @maximumfun.org and reap fun prizes. It’s your last chance to contribute to Depresh Mode and make our limited run series Your Best Life In Hell happen. We needed 450 new contributions and NOT QUITE THERE YET. maximumfun.org/join/ https://maximumfun.org/join/02 May 2026 14:46 +0000at://did:plc:2g3p466mwex6cpt7pnlhi2eq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuv3hfqck2j