@aliffi.bsky.social - Garlic Bread Warlord

28 Dec 2025 00:19 +0000

Give the photographer the Pulitzer NOW. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

06 Jun 2025 12:51 +0000

Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows

04 Jun 2025 15:22 +0000

Just met Howard, 91 years old, rolling into the gym for his daily workout. He wanted me to show him t-bar rows. This dude is in here crushing it EVERY DAY. Howard, I am proud to be your new gym friend!

23 Apr 2025 02:31 +0000

Jesus Christ. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

11 Apr 2025 20:12 +0000

“You are not collecting that sneaker at the port.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

22 Mar 2025 22:10 +0000

“See you at the equator…” #Severance

22 Mar 2025 02:19 +0000

I spoke to George on twitter. I asked him how he handled setbacks. He said “I always thought I never lost, I just ran out of time. If I had that round, that minute back, what would I do differently? Learn, and you never lose.” Then he said a prayer for my papa who was also a boxer. The kindest man… [contains quote post or other embedded content]

21 Mar 2025 03:41 +0000

The Severance season finale was perfect. 10/10 no notes.

05 Mar 2025 03:05 +0000

I have no time for foolishness tonight.

03 Mar 2025 22:23 +0000

Any time I open LinkedIn

27 Feb 2025 03:30 +0000

Somewhere, Angel Hernandez is shaking violently in a recliner. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

26 Feb 2025 01:38 +0000

France is awesome. Vive la France! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

25 Feb 2025 17:03 +0000

It just hit me… Severance is Neon Genesis Evangelion set in the corporate world. Lumon is NERV. Both are meditations on depression The innies are the EVAs Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)

23 Feb 2025 04:23 +0000

Your outie is not responding to the productivity email.

22 Feb 2025 22:10 +0000

We are living in an Office Space/Severance collab. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

19 Feb 2025 00:27 +0000

“Your outie just bought two dozen eggs.” “Your outie has no concerns about air travel.” “Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.” “Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.”

18 Feb 2025 01:46 +0000

Data is the new oil... And a new “Rockefeller” has taken the stage.

17 Feb 2025 23:05 +0000

Any time you suspect a hustle, ask yourself “who wins, and how?” If you wanted broke people to stay broke, how would you go about doing it? You are watching this “game” played out in real time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

09 Feb 2025 20:21 +0000

Just over here gambling on the Puppy Bowl… https://media.tenor.com/MLISyBIseUYAAAAC/thinking-casino.gif?hh=280&ww=498

09 Feb 2025 19:11 +0000

I’m sick of Puppy Mahounds and these bullshit refs [contains quote post or other embedded content]

05 Feb 2025 00:50 +0000

I’m sure that everyone who made a protest vote or sat out because “they’re both the same” feel quite justified in their respective selections. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

04 Feb 2025 16:03 +0000

My uncle once told me “Nick, in chaos lies opportunity.” I’m thinking about that a lot today for no reason whatsoever.

03 Feb 2025 17:47 +0000

Going on a diet so I can become a post-apocalyptic War Boy. https://media.tenor.com/6nhl85XXsFMAAAAC/mad-max-fury-road.gif?hh=188&ww=498

03 Feb 2025 01:32 +0000

WHO IS STAYING QUIET, AND WHO IS GETTING ANGRY WITH ME?!?

02 Feb 2025 18:38 +0000

"I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future." [contains quote post or other embedded content]