Staff Software Engineer working on Mobile. Content here is personal but may contain work related things like Android development. He/him 🏳️‍🌈. British expat masquerading as an urban cowboy. Austin, TX.https://bsky.app/profile/carl.codeshttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lsbudqvg2s2cI’ve started answering my phone calls to see if I was ignoring anything important and it’s 99% spam. Phone calls are dead. The user experience was allowed to be ruined by telephone companies and it was probably intentional. Why do we even still use this system?23 Jun 2025 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsbudqvg2s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3ls2mkyqyyc2iSunflower CPU socket, created with AI. Inspired by my current woes with my 14th gen Intel CPU and the time I've spent troubleshooting the past few days. Intel RMA process going well so far at least.20 Jun 2025 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls2mkyqyyc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lrbt6ebjys2uThis might be the first time I've considered not updating my iOS in September.10 Jun 2025 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrbt6ebjys2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lloqc25nek24The enshittification cycle. Make good product. Build good network. Slowly undo all the good. Product slowly dies. New “disruptor” appears. Make good product.31 Mar 2025 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lloqc25nek24https://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lkqfjqjkms2xThat Rich Men North of Richmond guy must be thrilled about Elon Musk, eh.19 Mar 2025 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkqfjqjkms2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lihqcpcv5k2wDid the tariffs also affect the new White Lotus intro song because damn…18 Feb 2025 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lihqcpcv5k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lhgyrxupw22oGood job guys, we made fun of his video game abilities and made him mad and now he is going to destroy the country. See what you did? 🤦‍♂️05 Feb 2025 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhgyrxupw22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lgwlgcw4cc2bI started piano lessons 3 weeks ago and noticed my typing fingers also changing?30 Jan 2025 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgwlgcw4cc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lgueenj4cs2iMy bed belongs to my dogs and I get to share it29 Jan 2025 06:40 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgueenj4cs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lg2slbt6is2lEnjoying a break in the sun with this loaf19 Jan 2025 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2slbt6is2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3lg2qmo33q22fSo let me get this straight, in college he made a website to rank women...19 Jan 2025 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2qmo33q22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3latizufol524Aight I am back here now👋13 Nov 2024 13:59 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3latizufol524https://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3kdrkm26wwt22Unions fucking work. ✊🏼09 Nov 2023 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdrkm26wwt22https://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k7jmmjdvi42uPrediction: Elno Must will get mad people still keep calling Twitter by its old (proper) name and kill the Twitter domain in the near future.16 Sep 2023 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7jmmjdvi42uhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k77s4litnp2sGoodbye, lightning cables!12 Sep 2023 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k77s4litnp2shttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k6sxyjpigw2fIt's only a matter of time before Google deprecates SexualActivity https://developer.android.com/reference/androidx/health/connect/client/records/SexualActivityRecord07 Sep 2023 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k6sxyjpigw2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k6iwffgqub27Willow the corgi 🐶03 Sep 2023 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k6iwffgqub27https://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k6bceqy55j2zWas clearing out old photos from my phone and found screenshots I took back when a startup tried to get me to work on a weekend after returning from my dad's funeral. I stood my ground and said no and it pissed them off. No regrets.31 Aug 2023 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k6bceqy55j2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k5s3il6q542vIt's so cuuuute25 Aug 2023 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5s3il6q542vhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k5jc4ykziu2yShits on fire, yo22 Aug 2023 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5jc4ykziu2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k5dl46zhg72wCurious how a company bleeding cash is able to afford to suddenly pay "creators". Hmmmm19 Aug 2023 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5dl46zhg72whttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k552he3v3q2uApparently this warrants waking up the entire state of Texas. Great way to make an emergency alert system useless. I turned them off.17 Aug 2023 05:58 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k552he3v3q2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k4nvihifue2nJavascript (Taylor's Version)11 Aug 2023 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4nvihifue2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/carl.codes/post/3k4hosospij2aI wish America would levy more responsibility on to obesity culprits like fast food, soda, and breaking bad habits vs. having the medical industry pick up the slack. Imagining a world where everyone eats what they want but has a sub to Wegovy is a tad dystopian.08 Aug 2023 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:2hnfovan5bhfkm4eym5ye3yi/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4hosospij2a