https://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.social/post/3lirbvyzlyk2xi was on the tube heading to heathrow with my boyfriend on jan 4th and this random girl said to us “you guys are so cute btw….im jealous” as she was getting off the train, and she did more for my self esteem than anyone ever could have22 Feb 2025 12:08 +0000at://did:plc:2hrhxphjv6bskvvzkdsi3bnv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lirbvyzlyk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.social/post/3lhui7sxii22ni got more dopamine from kendrick smiling into the camera saying “say drake, i heard you like em young” than i ever did from doing cocaine11 Feb 2025 01:14 +0000at://did:plc:2hrhxphjv6bskvvzkdsi3bnv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhui7sxii22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.social/post/3lhqd2yqrwc2ythe moral of the story is to never trust a man who has lived in montreal09 Feb 2025 09:31 +0000at://did:plc:2hrhxphjv6bskvvzkdsi3bnv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhqd2yqrwc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.social/post/3lh2s57dfzs23when is this app gonna be as funny as twitter tho31 Jan 2025 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:2hrhxphjv6bskvvzkdsi3bnv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh2s57dfzs23https://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.social/post/3lgqakklx2227if yall thought i was unhinged on instagram u obviously never say my twitter27 Jan 2025 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:2hrhxphjv6bskvvzkdsi3bnv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgqakklx2227https://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.social/post/3lgo37k4emc2zThe US banning books is crazy like wdym they can’t read the hunger games26 Jan 2025 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:2hrhxphjv6bskvvzkdsi3bnv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgo37k4emc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.social/post/3lgmqxlr27s24i cannot BELIEVE i need to wash my face and brush my teeth EVERY DAY!!!!!! give a girl a BREAK26 Jan 2025 06:04 +0000at://did:plc:2hrhxphjv6bskvvzkdsi3bnv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgmqxlr27s24https://bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bord.bsky.social/post/3lglzenatoc2gmaybe this is my chance to become famous on an app25 Jan 2025 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:2hrhxphjv6bskvvzkdsi3bnv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lglzenatoc2g