egghttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mlmjc6odvs2vare the rocks ok12 May 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmjc6odvs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mllrg62l5c2kobligatory “we’re in for some nice weather”11 May 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllrg62l5c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mljrefdwjk2khappy mother’s day to dr pepper10 May 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljrefdwjk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mli5ggkjuc2e[trying to explain what a “made for tv movie” is to a kid] it’s like a movie that goes straight to tubi10 May 2026 06:36 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mli5ggkjuc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mlhw7rqzdk2sdon’t forget to leave out an empty cup you were planning on reusing for mother tonight10 May 2026 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhw7rqzdk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mlhttv22is2sprosecutor: you were caught with a bag full of money and a gun me: crazy to be focusing on that when aliens might be real10 May 2026 03:44 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhttv22is2shttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mlgmhgzffc26i can’t keep doing this [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 May 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgmhgzffc26https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mlf4zcgnuc2fbeing a lightweight is great. oh you need a 6 pack to get a buzz? i accidentally rubbed hand sanitzier in my eye and now i. can’t rmeember next week09 May 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlf4zcgnuc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mlf3corxzc2fwhat my gut microbiome sees when i swallow an antibiotic09 May 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlf3corxzc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mlc4s6fm4226they’ve traced the origin of cruise ship hantavirus outbreaks to none other than rudy “bitin” giuliani07 May 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc4s6fm4226https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3ml5h7pnuws2s[humans invent roads] roadrunners:06 May 2026 00:32 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5h7pnuws2shttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3ml2rbws7lc2hcheck on your rivers04 May 2026 22:54 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2rbws7lc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkt3waigfk2obabybel walking through a wax museum: none of these would fit me01 May 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt3waigfk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkt2nq4bac2oevery time i break a glass01 May 2026 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt2nq4bac2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkqkekrp222gthey’re calling it the most vandalized sign in street history30 Apr 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqkekrp222ghttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkq54y6zic27just saw a biden 2028 sticker lmao30 Apr 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkq54y6zic27https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkorxfrlr22fmy second play through will be better i’m still learning life’s mechanics30 Apr 2026 04:34 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkorxfrlr22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkoq7bknlk2fgetting more followers while inactive30 Apr 2026 04:03 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkoq7bknlk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkjquwnlyk2ybless you28 Apr 2026 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjquwnlyk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkg5spesfs23at all costs we must keep the president safe by putting him a ballroom and locking the doors and closing the curtains and just carrying about like he doesn’t even exist26 Apr 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg5spesfs23https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkfwkh2cck2mmy kindergartner just told me “math is all around us” like sundays aren’t scary enough26 Apr 2026 16:02 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfwkh2cck2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkeusyxhoc2mwhenever i’m feeling shitty about myself i just remember there’s a guy out there who’s life is “threatened” by “assassination” “attempts” multiple times a year and the entire response from the internet is laugh reactions26 Apr 2026 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkeusyxhoc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mker2uy4d22ki’ve been enjoying tacos with my beautiful family did i miss anything26 Apr 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mker2uy4d22khttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mkbxynoc3s2ewho keeps waking this guy up. let the man sleep25 Apr 2026 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbxynoc3s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mk4dj7csrk24had a dream last night i landed a double kickflip and then posted about it so here i am fulfilling the part i can do22 Apr 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4dj7csrk24