egghttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtwzusktak26flags at zero mast26 Aug 2026 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwzusktak26https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtwg2pigp22phi i’d like to report a mistake? you took the wrong 80 year old25 Aug 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwg2pigp22phttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtuwc45pxk26LEAVE HIM ALONE25 Aug 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuwc45pxk26https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtuuyjrkfc26he already has a name [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuuyjrkfc26https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtsnbx7vdc2kthe kind of post you see from your elementary school bus driver [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Aug 2026 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsnbx7vdc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtpv5etjgs2lgot a job as a miner. it’s no rock in the park23 Aug 2026 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpv5etjgs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtpu5ycwic2lgoing outside in 80% humidity23 Aug 2026 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpu5ycwic2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtpq7da74c2zhalf this administration is working through some mental health crisis at the expense of real human lives and that, to me, does not warrant any kind of sympathy [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpq7da74c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtpk5oij722ycoyote peterson getting bit by an unwashed blueberry23 Aug 2026 00:34 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpk5oij722yhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtmnbiwujs26the whole natalie harp thing is unsetting but she also seems unhinged enough to “if i can’t have you, no one can” her way into the history books21 Aug 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmnbiwujs26https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtkucfd4xc2vwe’re running out of food options. billionaires better do something [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2026 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkucfd4xc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtko55gqv22iapparently i missed discourse about spreadsheets. that’s not something you should be doing off the clock. save that energy for business hours21 Aug 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtko55gqv22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtkhhfefjs2ifederal government: you owe $40K me: you owe $40T federal government: me: unfortunately we must garnish your wages21 Aug 2026 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkhhfefjs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtfju6jhb22tguy: sorry for driving my car into your house inventor of garages: it’s cool i wasn’t using that room anyways19 Aug 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfju6jhb22thttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtdakskzyk2fmy phone isn’t plugged in and the battery just went from 20 to 22%, not even physics is safe from inflation18 Aug 2026 03:10 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdakskzyk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtasgu2ngk2nwhat this country needs in another decade of bullshit17 Aug 2026 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtasgu2ngk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mtarjobuuc2nserving this seasoned wood to a british beaver and watch it lose its mind17 Aug 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtarjobuuc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mta5oijxgk2nthe AI urge to use a slightly off-white background16 Aug 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mta5oijxgk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mt6566yufc22why does my new roku remote die SO fast16 Aug 2026 02:26 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6566yufc22https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mt4zjiam6c2n“hows your walk with christ?” dude he fucking carried me. weirdest walk i’ve ever been on15 Aug 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4zjiam6c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mt3o243kuk2damericans: we just want affordable eggs government: what if they could kill you [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Aug 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3o243kuk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mszaevcox22qpeople are really commenting on each others linkedin posts for everyone to see? like ok you two get an email14 Aug 2026 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mszaevcox22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mswqheydqc2amore like karoline leav- uh… l-leav it [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Aug 2026 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswqheydqc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mstzrvj7wc23i’ve heard of multiple groups of dads going out to the movies together this week. spider-man did it, he solved male loneliness12 Aug 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstzrvj7wc23https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3msrkjqbla224another banger from The Onio— wait11 Aug 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrkjqbla224https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3msrj5wkc3k24the year is 2030. the only food that doesn’t give you explosive diarrhea is pure microplastics. the federal government is run by teens on e-bikes. there’s a new sheldon spinoff11 Aug 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrj5wkc3k24https://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3msm3ztxzkc2hdoctor: you should cut back on ultra-processed foods beaver eating the bed paper: have you seen the price of wood?08 Aug 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msm3ztxzkc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mslxus7yzk2h“gen z adult” that’s not a thing what the hell are you talking about08 Aug 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslxus7yzk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3msk6vgl2y22zclearly there was a mewtiny [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msk6vgl2y22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/pleasebegneiss.bsky.social/post/3mshll6lkw22icool, we were running out of new viruses [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Aug 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:2jas2nlgpaygmujrjamoftj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mshll6lkw22i