I'm just here so I don't get fined. You're favorite mythological being here to bring you joy and muscles. MMA enthusiast 🥊 pretty people enjoyer.https://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lxsknt43l22tJoin me for another SENSUAL episode of Date anything: Devious dust bunny. So far we've had sex with our bed, courted an unstable body of water and pissed off our bag of dildos. It's gonna get weird. https://www.twitch.tv/kramerthekraken01 Sep 2025 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxsknt43l22thttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lxpws77x6k2gTony Ferguson winning his boxing debut is enough to make a man cry31 Aug 2025 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxpws77x6k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lul4byhz5s2qZack Snyder when people prefer superman being a good guy22 Jul 2025 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lul4byhz5s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lueoaj7khs27Im speechless @ufcmma.bsky.social20 Jul 2025 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lueoaj7khs27https://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3ltpfzwleb22lIt's me11 Jul 2025 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltpfzwleb22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lth5ysdmi22xWhat does a ki blast even feel like?08 Jul 2025 11:09 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lth5ysdmi22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3ltfwszf32k2fPedro Pascal is no longer safe for my criticisms07 Jul 2025 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltfwszf32k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3ltcowirhck2uStevie Ray Vaughn writes a song about flooding in Texas People in Texas when it floods:06 Jul 2025 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltcowirhck2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3ltcorsarjc2uThey're gonna announce ciryl gane vs Tom Aspinall aren't they?06 Jul 2025 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltcorsarjc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lt2rlfe6hc2xMy dog does not appreciate the 4th of July. I've tried explaining patriotism to him but it doesn't justify the sky flowers to him.03 Jul 2025 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt2rlfe6hc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lspuj5fdmc2hIt's time for UFC 31729 Jun 2025 04:48 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lspuj5fdmc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lreu5woozs24I hope glass animals is thinking about me.12 Jun 2025 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lreu5woozs24https://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lmhqf6l66k2gMarvel rivals are in the kitchen cooking and I don't want them to stop10 Apr 2025 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmhqf6l66k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lmf333e7mc2nI watched white lotus season 2 for Alexandria daddario. Stayed for Sydney Sweeney09 Apr 2025 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmf333e7mc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lm7q456r4k2bDo you love him?07 Apr 2025 10:15 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm7q456r4k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3len45sgrxk2wI'm going to party so hard by myself tonight. It's going to make your grandparents sad!31 Dec 2024 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3len45sgrxk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lchc6iugms2qAll I want for Christmas is you isn't a bad song. Youre just a grinch04 Dec 2024 04:15 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lchc6iugms2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3lcgbgah56k2vI thought the app was pronounced "blueski" I'm an idiot03 Dec 2024 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcgbgah56k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kramerthekraken.bsky.social/post/3l6qdqrwvav2rMeh.17 Oct 2024 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:2km2vi3pr4n7jem4lykmgjef/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6qdqrwvav2r