🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • 33 • HE / THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes • Header: @ahrilovemail.bsky.social 🍉 I’m some variation of scpatches elsewherehttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mylt74kehc2rLETS’S GOOOOOOOO [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Oct 2026 04:11 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mylt74kehc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3myjkqblqdc2kTonight was fun23 Oct 2026 06:34 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjkqblqdc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mxsprnbgas2tPacking for my trip and I can’t be bothered to actually put in effort. I don’t even feel like going anymore.14 Oct 2026 04:33 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxsprnbgas2thttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mxqh6p5atk2sGood evening gamers13 Oct 2026 06:54 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxqh6p5atk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mtkpjxitck2eI was today years old when I found out Rob Schneider was on Seinfeld.21 Aug 2026 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkpjxitck2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mtka5vbzac2tI’m seeing Chappell Roan in Oct and surprisingly I’ve seen no friends or mutuals talk about it.20 Aug 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtka5vbzac2thttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3msyjh5g7ps22Hello Bsky13 Aug 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyjh5g7ps22https://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3moizdalpcs2aHow I felt participating in my work’s Juneteenth event and placing 1st in trivia:17 Jun 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3moizdalpcs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mltacxks3c2zI think I’m staying away from soccer spaces online for a good while. I’m sick of it, especially LAFC.14 May 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltacxks3c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mlaevedyq22hThe moment LAFC came out parking the bus the team was doomed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaevedyq22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3ml5wxmgrfk2bI got CC’d in a “congratulations” email from a job I quit 5 years ago for a project I barely worked on winning an award and it felt exactly like this06 May 2026 05:13 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5wxmgrfk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mjhvyz22wk26Hi gamers14 Apr 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhvyz22wk26https://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mgbc6px2ts2jMalls are dying because they’re all half Funko Pops now04 Mar 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbc6px2ts2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mdizpdgiwk2cDang they don’t do birthday balloons here? Fuck my stupid chungus birthday28 Jan 2026 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdizpdgiwk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mcoctes66s2g18 Jan 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcoctes66s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/patches.bsky.social/post/3mbnmjhult22uDon’t think that’s correct, ESPN05 Jan 2026 04:37 +0000at://did:plc:2l2iulcc5g6umkosyesxml6e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbnmjhult22u