"𝖣𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖨 𝗀𝖾𝗍, 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗒." 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖶𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖯𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒.ᐟ 𝗦𝗟𝗗𝗡𝗜 | 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜.ᐟ²¹⁺ 𝖮𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖲𝖾𝖾𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖡𝖺𝗌𝖾𝖽 #вαвz sideofabullet.carrd.cohttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mj5k6rqp522a​"I’m still pissed you put bacon in my damn soap."10 Apr 2026 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5k6rqp522ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mj35otyems24"Sammy! Why in the hell did you hide bacon in the soap? Seriously? That’s a waste of good pork, man. And now I smell like a breakfast buffet at a cheap motel...and not in the good way!"09 Apr 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj35otyems24https://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mj34rkjnnc24"Look, just...tag your accounts, okay? We don't have time for the mystery act. I’ve got a trunk full of salt and a burger getting cold, so let's keep it moving."09 Apr 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj34rkjnnc24https://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mic3mspvgc2p"Seriously, has anyone seen the Kiwi around? I swear, that guy disappears faster than a cheap beer at a frat party."30 Mar 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mic3mspvgc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi7vmud4r22qhttps://open.spotify.com/track/6mHem9BrsqSW0podoVU5zw?si=DAE-bwPkSbmWMZPPk81EzA29 Mar 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7vmud4r22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi7nzz7atc2y"I've got a crowbar and a step stool in the trunk, Sasquatch. I'll manage." [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7nzz7atc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi7ipvlh7c2g"Go eat a salad, Sam. It'll help you reach those top shelves you're always looming over." [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7ipvlh7c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi7cv7mhhc2b"That’s not pie, Sammy. It’s a hate crime against dessert. I'll get my own damn pie."29 Mar 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7cv7mhhc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi7agipg4s2h"Sam, we’ve done this dance. You try to swap my bacon for cardboard, I hide your kale in the garbage. I want pie."29 Mar 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7agipg4s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi7aahyhe22h"Worth it. If I'm goin' out, it’s gonna be in a blaze of glory and flaky crust. Besides, I do plenty of cardio. It's called 'running for my life from things that want to eat my face.'"29 Mar 2026 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7aahyhe22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi77ub5ip22h"Wait. Why??"29 Mar 2026 13:10 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi77ub5ip22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi77t7oagc2h"Actually, I got the normal human genes. You got the science experiment gone wrong ones. Must be nice up there, though. How’s the air? Still smell like hairspray?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi77t7oagc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi77jfi5xc2h"Sam, you’re practically a giraffe in a flannel shirt. I’m pretty sure I have a permanent shadow just from you standing within five feet of me." [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi77jfi5xc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi77fkmqc22h"I heard pie."29 Mar 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi77fkmqc22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi76r5hhhs2q- B - I'm cackling. I'm sorry...kinda.29 Mar 2026 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi76r5hhhs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi76q4e4zs2q"Sammy, you're six four, you've got the hair of a Disney princess, and you're literally looming over me with that 'I have gas' face. You're one 'You rang?' away from the full costume." [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi76q4e4zs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi766gxswk2q"I know who the Addams Family is, Sammy. They’ve got a creepy house, a hand in a box, and the tall guy looks exactly like you do right now." [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 12:40 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi766gxswk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi75sgvhw22q"Quit lurkin' in the corner like some kind of budget Addams Family extra. It’s creepin' me out."29 Mar 2026 12:33 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi75sgvhw22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mi753rmmd22q"Bitch."29 Mar 2026 12:20 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi753rmmd22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mgxmqqu5fk2q"Yeah, well, that's my job. Keeps you humble." [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Mar 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxmqqu5fk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mgv4qwnvns2r- B - Fun fact: I can't stand Taylor Swift.12 Mar 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgv4qwnvns2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mgv4qahgck2r"It’s called a guilty pleasure for a reason." [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Mar 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgv4qahgck2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mgv3w4zc4k2r"That's a lot of talk coming from someone who cries at the opening credits." [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Mar 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgv3w4zc4k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mguzfkoxxs26"I wasn't binging it. I was...doing research. On historical, uh, defense tactics. Shut up." [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Mar 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mguzfkoxxs26https://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mgnpnbmpb22aJust another bar. Just another town. The grey, empty walls offered no distraction, no escape from the noise inside his head. Dean sat against the worn wooden table, his gaze distant. The low buzz of conversation and the soft glow of a table lamp were all that remained of the world outside, +09 Mar 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnpnbmpb22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mge3lx3v5s2q https://media.tenor.com/IyFytqE2nyQAAAAC/leatylrs-supernatural.gif?hh=263&ww=49806 Mar 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mge3lx3v5s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mg76pbo7fk2t"No. I don't squeak. I grunt like a man."04 Mar 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg76pbo7fk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sideofabullet.bsky.social/post/3mg75vxurvs25"Whoa, okay! Easy with the lamp. I’ll just...back away slowly. You want a bear claw? Or a foot rub? Actually, definitely the bear claw...I like having all my fingers."04 Mar 2026 01:45 +0000at://did:plc:2lfpcxaezdhgyoz3abv3xwnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg75vxurvs25