She/They | 40s teacher stuck in hell (Florida) for the foreseeable. Parent to a dog and two cats. Complete and utter disaster bisexual. | Trans Rights are Human Rights | Black Lives Matter | Love is Love~https://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mz4svccrv22rwho else out here madly checking your emails to see if agdq volunteer acceptances are going out yet30 Oct 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4svccrv22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mz4rwpokqk2rone of my students today was going to get his face painted for halloween so he asked me, "ms, what's some masculine face paint? and i said "it's masculine face paint if it's painted on someone who identifies as male" like miss me with unnecessarily gendering shit.30 Oct 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4rwpokqk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mz42gi5yek24me, not taking the gloves off to hand out papers to my students: this would be much easier if i took these gloves off a student: drip over skill, ms. ok then30 Oct 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz42gi5yek24https://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mz3ql2i7ns24it is a truth universally acknowledged that if i have an opportunity to be extra about halloween i WILL be extra about halloween30 Oct 2026 12:06 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz3ql2i7ns24https://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mz2tr67fgk26i am not a violent person but i really want to punch every person in every kalshi ad in the fucking face.30 Oct 2026 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2tr67fgk26https://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mz2ezgjvns2qi'm sorry but podcasts simply cannot keep my attention for more than a minute i love docu-videos so i clicked on what i thought was one? no, it's just two guys talking. no visuals or anything. just two guys talking about the thing i thought would be interesting. hard pass, sorry.29 Oct 2026 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2ezgjvns2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mz2eeeurjs2qpaid my mortgage. yay. happy for me. now i have like no money for 2 weeks. hooray. amazing. wonderful. awesome. wow.29 Oct 2026 22:55 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2eeeurjs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myxi6v7cms2ti did the thing28 Oct 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxi6v7cms2thttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myumqqbxis26ugh i feel like absolute pure ass and i still have two more classes to teach today. luckily they are not shit classes but still. i am just on the fucking struggle bus today27 Oct 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myumqqbxis26https://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myrv44ogrc24tell me why i got an email from the sub asking if they can change my assignment because the kids aren't doing it buddy i don't care if they aren't doing the assignment it's a throwaway that's why i gave it as sub work lol26 Oct 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrv44ogrc24https://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myqppucvvk2di wish i was one of those people that nyquil and other nighttime drugs worked on. some ppl are like “yeah that knocks me tf out” bitch i fuckin wish. at best i’ll lie there for hours, at worst? it will make me have to pee more often. either way i’m not sleeping.26 Oct 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myqppucvvk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mypjawd2gk2nok so practical magic is one of my favorite movies and to find that the sequel basically retconned the whole point of the original???? yeah i'm gonna ignore the sequel's existence then. don't sell me a happy ending then come back like "oh actually" fuck off25 Oct 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mypjawd2gk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mymyagbvbs2vi set up an event with our school's contracted photography company for teachers and families to have a FREE session prior to the holidays for cards or whatnot and i got people to sign up, then sent a reminder yesterday - day before - and asked PLEASE let me know if you can't make it no hard feelings24 Oct 2026 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymyagbvbs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mylacftxbc2yhi can my stomach stop acting like it has something to prove to me today?23 Oct 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mylacftxbc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myk5lvnhy22na parent emailed me to let me know that their child is in the hospital and is there any work they can do???? no???? focus on getting fucking well who tf cares about your english work lmfao (what's sad is many teachers care A Lot about their work like it's the Most Important but fuck that!)23 Oct 2026 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myk5lvnhy22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myhz2v4xzk2ni'm so fucking tired y'all why do i have to participate in capitalism22 Oct 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhz2v4xzk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mygefvfyz22uok someone please explain the new funny number to me?22 Oct 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mygefvfyz22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myfzaqvp2s2xlol i been taking so many mental health days at this rate i'll be out before december but i'm fuckin tired lads21 Oct 2026 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfzaqvp2s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myd5t2cxps2nstudent just asked another student, "what's in your ass?" and i looked at them with one of those wtf looks and said, "jesus!" then immediately clarified that i was not suggesting that as an answer the the question.20 Oct 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myd5t2cxps2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3myai3f2t2c2none of my students got ANOTHER cat lol she said the cat was hiding under her mom's car. it's a cute tuxy baby! every few years i have a student who rescues All The Animals and it's simply delightful.19 Oct 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3myai3f2t2c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3my776e54e22ecat: pushes away from me to get down me: puts her down cat: stares at me like i did something wrong u were the one who wanted to get down so badly!!!! can't have both babe!!!!19 Oct 2026 03:41 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3my776e54e22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3my5v6d4iys2elowkey publix might sell out of cakes on the day that he dies18 Oct 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3my5v6d4iys2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3my4gqy7nh22elooking at this pic i realized just how much work my hair is doing to make me look younger. i look significantly older than i usually do in this pic. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Oct 2026 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3my4gqy7nh22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3my4de2t5fs2edepression been hitting me the past few weeks. didn't go to the hoco game. didn't go to the hoco dance (which is today). still not done with grades. (they're due monday). cannot be fucked to do anything. the thought of 19 more years before i can retire makes me want to literally die. fuck.18 Oct 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3my4de2t5fs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3my37ncqwbs2elove my dog, truly, but she needs to chill when it's raining like girl i KNOW you don't wanna go out in this shit either17 Oct 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3my37ncqwbs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mxzwlagnxk2egot a trial for working at a local restaurant. worked for a few hours and they said "we'll call you" so i waited for them to do so. apparently this meant "please call us." this was nearly 30 years ago and i'm still baffled by it but if that's how management did things i dodged a bullet. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Oct 2026 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzwlagnxk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mxzvmnry6c2ei am so sick of having to click The Super Specific Pixel to close the ad just let me close the fucking ad17 Oct 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzvmnry6c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mxzrals3ps2ethis is the first time since i've taught at this school that i have not gone to the homecoming game and i do feel kinda bad about it but the burnout is fuckin real y'all16 Oct 2026 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzrals3ps2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/aksannyi.bsky.social/post/3mxyu53ti2s26a kid has "FUCK ICE" painted on his face in school colors for spirit day and while i don't disagree with the sentiment i obviously cannot put that in the yearbook.16 Oct 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:2mic3kkdevhlrhyychq7c3h4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxyu53ti2s26