@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social - Geese

16 Sep 2026 13:48 +0000

Forget slapping a chicken so hard it's cooked, we know that's been scientifically proven impossible or whatever-- Can I slap water so hard it becomes carbonated? o -o

14 Sep 2026 12:04 +0000

I haven't done any drugs-- like nothing not prescribed by a doctor or like medicine. I mean like, no weed or cigarettes. I just have no desire, really. It smells too bad, all of it. So... Is it weird that imagining my character as a chainsmoker or like a weed guy, that that brings me a lot of joy?

13 Sep 2026 05:41 +0000

Generally, I like being prey more. Hearing "oh, so you're prey-only?" makes me so incomprehensibly sad and mad though? And it's like **why not** but hearing somebody else say it makes me feel so so selfconscious. I'm not prey-only! Shut UP. There are people in my DMs with green PFPs because of ME.

09 Sep 2026 07:25 +0000

It occurs to me that furcons are big enough now and people go to them with all different amounts of context-- There are people who don't know what e621 is, but who would recognize the 621 rule of furcons. There's undoubtedly a double-digit number, at least.

04 Sep 2026 20:09 +0000

Doing research for a project You have no idea how much whiplash I got scrolling through a list of movies where there's a fish one and it's got the correct design style but instead of Finding Nemo it's called Finding Jesus There's two of them. They're real movies. There's Christian slop of *Nemo.*

02 Sep 2026 22:31 +0000

Big ups to Cool Cat and their collection of anti-bullying movies "Cool Cat: The Kids' Superhero!" and "Cool Cat and the Hollywood Christmas Parade" are very real movies, alongside "Cool Cat Saves The Kids" But things take a very serious turn with "Cool Cat finds a Gun"

01 Sep 2026 23:25 +0000

Allow me to make your day a little better by positing that Zootopia and The Bad Guys take place in the same cinematic universe. You're welcome.

27 Aug 2026 04:49 +0000

Why do programs keep track of my usage? Like, system memory should. All it does, telling me "yippee you spent 100 hours on this app! ✨", is make me wary about doing more of it. Seems counterproductive. Everybody needs to get Focus Friend btw.

25 Aug 2026 18:18 +0000

www.furaffinity.net/view/66148861/ New vore story just dropped-- yeah, from the famous Geese, one of the famous vore stories that Geese guy makes. And this one is size difference? Where the prey is smaller than the pred?? Weird. Strange, even. #oralvore #analvore #dubcon #vore

21 Aug 2026 07:00 +0000

Guy who isn't really into the same things as I am, but close, and is a great flirt and vibe: - Has me in his DMs for HOURS and HOURS, teasing back and forth Guy who is into the EXACT same things as me and knows PERFECTLY how to tease about them: - Has me for three posts If you know, you know.

21 Aug 2026 06:32 +0000

Birthday art from the boyyy @annoy.bsky.social Nakk's getting looser, he's not too far now from taking ALL of me. <3 One of these years, I'll have broken him... #analvore #vore Thanks Annoy awaa

18 Aug 2026 16:31 +0000

Possibly cold take: I would rather pay much more for a claw machine that isn't completely rigged than pay less for a game that I can clearly never win. I practiced claw machines at old Toad's and in Yakuza. I can't watch the claw perfectly wrap around a plush and immediately slide right off. Worst.

17 Aug 2026 09:07 +0000

Nothing to quite take the wind out of your sails than "nobody really cares about [thing you're hyperfixated about] though, right? That must suck."

09 Aug 2026 15:40 +0000

Bumping this for 8/8 If you haven't harassed Filinek yet, do it, I'm done asking or offering [contains quote post or other embedded content]

08 Aug 2026 05:20 +0000

Oh also vore day-- somebody uh. Do that. Thanks.

08 Aug 2026 05:17 +0000

Made a mod for Noita that makes me the player character. It looks very silly and I very much enjoy it. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3779372159 If you were curious how to do it, you could ask me but in truth I made this forever ago and only now uploaded it so I will be very little help.

29 Jul 2026 12:31 +0000

So in Palworld, you have three roles for your pals really-- There's minmaxing them for damage, for mobility (like if they're a mount), and for work speed. You travel around with max damage and mounts and let the work speed pals work in your base. Pretty regular stuff. However...

13 Jul 2026 08:30 +0000

I feel like my argument about porn, where it's 'the bad guy always wins! that's the point!' is bolstered by the fact that most of my kinks live in stark contrast to my politics. Dehumanization is absolutely peak in the bedroom and in porn but nowhere else.

26 Jun 2026 14:49 +0000

I CAN I'M ALLOWED I CAN DO IT, I CAN SAY F-SLUR, I'M A MAN MARRIED TO A MAN, WHY COULDN'T I, but I don wanna :c