Storyteller Vtuber with a focus on D&D, history, and Leftist politics. https://www.youtube.com/@ProfessorVykoshttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mkmlvrrlfk2iWhen did Predatory Gym Memberships become the industry standard?29 Apr 2026 07:40 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmlvrrlfk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mjci3v4hi22jI just submitted a university essay where I described the coronation of Charlemagne as "the poor self-control of a licentious pope as he prematurely erupted his papal oils over the fuming warlord" and I'm not sure if I'm gonna get marked down for the phrasing but also - worth it.12 Apr 2026 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjci3v4hi22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3miq6gklei22uFor some reason i decided to stream today so we are playing the misadventures of Talion & Smellbrimbor, aka Middle Earth: Shadows of War. Come hang out and collect orcs like pokemon! www.twitch.tv/vykosvt https://www.twitch.tv/vykosvt05 Apr 2026 06:59 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3miq6gklei22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mh26gwqsbc27My first video essay, coming soon.14 Mar 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh26gwqsbc27https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mgr7vkvdp22sOh no my readings and tutorial on the First Crusade turned into a 3000 word essay on the origins of fascism which is threatening to turn into my first ever video essay send help no wait send snacks.11 Mar 2026 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgr7vkvdp22shttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mglyrum5dk27My shortest video yet. youtu.be/YReN1m7C4W4 https://youtu.be/YReN1m7C4W409 Mar 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mglyrum5dk27https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mgjmwle64c2hEveryone is a cynic. Everyone hates humanity. Everyone breathes sarcasm. This is the status quo. Hope and love are punk rock.08 Mar 2026 05:40 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgjmwle64c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mfyfe5sjws23Went to bed at 5pm to maximise sleep before an early start. Wake up to see a soft dawn glow at the window. Check my phone, it's 7:30. Amazing, 14 hours sleep. I feel rested and fantastic. Start getting ready for uni until I notice the "dawn" fading. It's now 8pm; I slept for 2 hours. Insomnia sucks01 Mar 2026 09:09 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfyfe5sjws23https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mfqdp4omek2kYeah, I guess being alive ain't so bad.26 Feb 2026 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfqdp4omek2khttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mfinvihxoc2sI'm starting a class action lawsuit against Jesus for stealing all my sins. Anybody want in?23 Feb 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfinvihxoc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mf4oxoozjk2uI call this section of my walk "running the bird shit gauntlet"18 Feb 2026 08:47 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf4oxoozjk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mez7g5bkhs2uThis is as good as AI is going to get. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3fYiLXVfPa4?feature=share16 Feb 2026 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mez7g5bkhs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mekyy3xltk22They call me Grocery Moses because I've been wandering this supermarket for what feels like 40 years and I'm starting to think I'll die before I find the milk and honey.11 Feb 2026 07:58 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mekyy3xltk22https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3md5v77m46s2yI've been very closely following American politics for the last decade, because I correctly believed something awful was likely to happen there, that would affect the whole world. Now that it is happening, I think it is time to focus on the politics of my own country, to ensure we don't follow suit.24 Jan 2026 09:20 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3md5v77m46s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3mbwwsxfxfs23Topical. https://youtu.be/yyeKYQdYISg08 Jan 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbwwsxfxfs23https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m6oirs7iik2aFun fact: AI was invented in the 1980s by Alfred Yankovic. He was so far ahead of his time that people called him Weird AI Yankovic.28 Nov 2025 08:47 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6oirs7iik2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m6nxm6dh5c2zMy phone has been telling me "there is moisture in the charging port" for the last decade. Two days ago I got caught in a massive storm and got soaked through, including my phone. Now the notification is gone. I think I vaccinated my charging port.28 Nov 2025 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6nxm6dh5c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m5r6zak4622tMy headcanon is that "Big Beautiful Bill" is what Trump used to call Clinton when they hung out with Epstein together.16 Nov 2025 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5r6zak4622thttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m5jyjzun4c2cPile-o'lotl13 Nov 2025 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5jyjzun4c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m5h5aofyks2mSpecifically, a wolf rampant cendre12 Nov 2025 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5h5aofyks2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m4w5huubes22I was digging for worms on the riverbank when I heard from a nearby walking path a dude scolding his dog for being friendly. "I hate people," he said. "I'm not angry, I just need you to hate people like I do." I would have paid anything to hear the dog's well-adjusted response.05 Nov 2025 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4w5huubes22https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m4okj2vzes2zI have performed a comprehensive study of all of all the neighbourhood kitties and I wish to report that this is the best kitty.02 Nov 2025 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4okj2vzes2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m4khnuhrkk25I made a thing.01 Nov 2025 07:26 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4khnuhrkk25https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3m2gy67l7j223“They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/04/greta-thunberg-israel-gaza-sweden?fbclid=IwdGRjcANPM4FjbGNrA08zFWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEePtIOxkqx3CDBPe9JK19ArphlLA2FnlU7cznspjdpLIWHvxanxhfbGq-05z8_aem_nZSSvjIba4wQhNqJ2NklPQ05 Oct 2025 11:21 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2gy67l7j223https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3lzwcb35yok25 https://youtube.com/shorts/wZYnAHQrqmo?feature=share28 Sep 2025 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzwcb35yok25https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3lzw7a75xcs2vLook at these three doofuses not one of them can find the worm without help28 Sep 2025 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzw7a75xcs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3lzcf4pgnks2rNew D&D lore video hot off the presses. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd https://youtu.be/ZaIbcLlacd8?si=OP21DphIy406Kcg520 Sep 2025 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzcf4pgnks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3lzaqghqzkk26New video in about 15 hours!20 Sep 2025 06:21 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzaqghqzkk26https://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3lzajxfvlms2c20 Sep 2025 04:25 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzajxfvlms2chttps://bsky.app/profile/vykos.bsky.social/post/3lz6mrc5lnc26What percentage of Trump do you think is mad that Kirk's assassination was more successful than his?19 Sep 2025 10:10 +0000at://did:plc:2oukkbidjknwt27pe6cq5mec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz6mrc5lnc26